Strip Club Guru

One of those guys that goes strip club hopping all the time. He is familiar with most of the dancers, in most of the clubs that are in his part of the country. He knows the strip clubs like the back of his hand, because the front of his hand is usually occupied.

If you're looking for a dancer that you saw in a strip club four years ago, ask a strip club guru.

by The Cookie Man Can April 1, 2010

booty guru

a person trying to do makeup but whoms skills are BOOTY , trying to be beautiful person

am i a booty guru now ?

by simplynailogocalholoqueen November 5, 2018

Gone Guru

The state of someone who has joined a cult , "alternative lifestyle" group, or some other transparent scam aimed at absolute morons, then tries to sell crap to anyone they can.

Applies especially to Homeopathy remedies and bizarre vegan diets.

"What the fuck? Why is this dumb bitch I barely knew in high school trying to sell me healing crystals?"

"Rachael? Yeah, she's Gone Guru."

by Opprobrium June 1, 2018

College Party Guru

The College Party Guru is the king of college partying. He knows all the drinkings games that will mess you fast and is the best dressed at every theme party. If you are the most knowledgeable, the Guru, at partying in college then this is you!

Look at the College Party Guru doing a keg stand.

by KingCPG November 12, 2011

SAS Guru

An expert in Sarcasm And Sardonism.
A person who ridicules others for their own personal enjoyment.
A person with low esteem who picks on the stupidity of others & refers to them as a cretin.

SAS Guru - I am very successful because I have a proper degree from a proper university - you are poor because you have facial warts & went to a poly.

by CUKKER April 20, 2012

Gunt Guru

People who commonly sleep with women who bear a gunt.

Dave really likes fat chicks, thats three in the last week he's pulled, he really is becoming a Gunt Guru.

by Bob spelt backwards is...boB June 9, 2006

jai guru deva om

From the ancient Saskrit language.

It means "Victory to God Devine", most accurately. "OM" is the vibration of the universe, with which one who meditates desires to be in tune.

Most popularly:
Jai guru deva OM
nothing's gonna change my world

by nicolear November 5, 2007