Machine Gunner

Main Entry: Machine Gunner
Function: Noun

1: One that fires a machine gun.

2: A person that tends to spray things.

3: The MOS for a machine gunner in the USMC is an 0331.

4: Somebody that uses fuck loads when only a dab is needed.

5: Anybody that does not believe in precision firing.

1: When Bob was in the military, he was a machine gunner

2: Watch out when you talk to Kathy, she's a machine gunner

3: Johnny was an 0331 in the Suck!

4: Gordie squeezed the mustard bottle so hard that he shot everybody. Carson exclaimed, "Dude you're a regular machine gunner ain't ya?"

5: Johnny comes home drunk and sprays the toilet with a huge drunk piss. Joe, looking at the urine all over the floor, exclaimed, "Holy dog shit Johnny, I knew you were an 0331 machine gunner in the Corps, but don't you think that you could have at least hit the shitter?" Johnny smiles and says, "I gave it a full belt!"

Machine Gunner by bolillo loco December 26, 2009

Omaha Tail Gunner 

The act of injecting semen into a paint balls, then proceeding to shoot them into your partners rectum until they pop and create a long gooey tail of paint amd semen.

Last night I gave your mom an omaha tail gunner

Omaha Tail Gunner by Hoverdumper April 26, 2023

machine gunner

A fart or poo that makes a sound resembling that of a machine gun being fired.

*Featured on an episode of Beavis and Butthead.

I was sitting on the crapper and let out an awesome machine gunner! I think the guy in the stall next to me hit the deck!

machine gunner by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

REAR GUNNER 

A very brave bloke who sat for hours in the rear gun turret of a WW2 bomber having the shit shot out of him by enemy fighters. It was lonely freezingly cold job with a high mortality rate.

A WW2 bomber had several defensive gun turrets, the rear one was the most vunerable to being hit by an enemy fighter's machine guns.

REAR GUNNER by TimB June 12, 2005

lee gunner

1. Troll
2. A bell end lacking substantial knowledge of a topic such as football
3. A stereottoicL loud-mouth who has never kicked a football, but believes they know more than people who have dedicated their lives to playing football, developing players and managing football clubs. Speaks in extremes, higher volumes but mostly on grunts and emojis.
4. An alleged for of Arsenal Football Club sold to defunct Bury Football Club - see also Piers Morgan
5. Not a Gooner
6. Anyone who is a plastic supporter of Arsenal Football Club.
7. Anyone who is banned from Emirates Stadium.

1. You’re no supporter, you’re as useless as a gnat on a frog’s bawbag and Lee Gunner.

2. Learn football. You don’t want to be a Lee Gunner.

3. Be a Gooner, not a Lee Gunner

4. When Lee Gunner speaks its like smelling rotten cheese or White Hart Lane.

lee gunner by Goonersaurus September 24, 2021

headstrong gunner 

an overly ambitious, competitive person who does what they want without listening to what others have to say.

Your life is no fun, you are a headstrong gunner.

headstrong gunner by benisntokay March 8, 2023

tail gunner 

A homosexual; queer; or fag

Check out those tail gunners cruising the rest area

tail gunner by fred head September 2, 2004