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When you are violently humped by a person of the same sex, or basically any black person.
"bro, they were really gumping it last night, you could hear it from the other side of the building!"

"Honey" *tears up "I was scissor gumped last night in the women's restroom. She got up on the stall behind me when I wasn't looking and then when I turned around she had her legs above her head and was pussy bashing me against the wall" *balling her eyes out
Gump by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 27, 2025
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An extreme form of endurance gooning in essence of the titular character's multi-year cross-country run in the film Forest Gump. To goon uninterrupted except for essential breaks without ever finishing the deed. The goal is to achieve an elevated and enlightened existence unlike the mindless lull of gooning.
It's day seventeen of my gump streak. I can barely remember a time before I started gumping.
gump by Osironic November 23, 2025
An overweight man with muscle hiding underneath the fat, who is attractive. Sometimes overlaps with a Dad Bod.
- Oh, that man is a gump, now that’s a piece of me.
- I do like my men a bit gumpy.
Gump by gumplover2004 January 4, 2026
A snotty and rude individual, who also smells quite bad.
"That kid in the creeper hoodie, he's quite a gump isn't he?"

"Stop being a gumpy bitch"
Gump by grumpy gorilla January 13, 2026

gump zone 

Similar to the friend zone, where one person (usually a woman) keeps a member of the opposite sex available as a safety net for a potential future relationship, a fallback to provide for the person and/or their children in case the prospects for a better relationship all fall through (ie better looking, more money).

The term is inspired by the movie Forrest Gump, where the character Jenny Curran went through all her relationship options and eventually contracted HIV/AIDS. After she realizes she's dying and has no other options open, she finally returns to Forrest Gump, a man with diminished mental capacity and great wealth who has always loved her, in order for him to care and provide for her and her son, claiming Forrest is the father. She also potentially infected Forrest with the virus after they were married, since so little was known about it at the time.
Jenny kept Forrest Gump in the eponymous "gump zone".
gump zone by JakkFrost May 11, 2017

gump sense 

1. dumb
2. stupid
3. about as bright as a burned out light bulb
4. not to swift
5. the opposite of highly intellegent
6. just plain dumb
oh great that guy is coming back yeah hes got gump sense it took me 2 hours to explain how we fixed his blazer last nite and it only took 15 minutes to fix the damn thing