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I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.
Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.
by 7humbs December 9, 2008
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gratis

coitus-gratis
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instant gratification

1)immediate satisfaction; the quick attainability of happiness or of contentness.
2)Orgasmic.
1)Children always seek instant gratification.
2)That ho? She instant gratification.
by Mimir September 23, 2003
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grats

The word "grats" or gratz is a truncated form of the word congratulations, or congratz. The word is used by people in online games (mainly mmorpg’s and mostly it is seen in PristonTale) its use is to congratulate someone on accomplishing something. I.e. moving up a level.
(Gold level up! appears above Jacl3's head)
Jacl3: w00t level 34!
l337357: grats man
by Jacl3 October 3, 2004
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Grating the monkey

When one engages the act of Masturbation
by Misfiit April 6, 2011
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gratsu

gratsu is the ship name between gray and natsu from fairy tail
i so ship gratsu
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Grateful Dead

Only the COOLEST rock band ever to grace the face of the earth. Forever Jerry. ROCK ON BOB!
Hippie #1: I am going to see the Grateful Dead in concert soon.
Hippie #2: Cool can I go?
Hippie #1: Sure.
Hippie #2: Let's get stoned!
Hippie #1: At the concert!
by deadhead May 31, 2004
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