coordinated groping

A TSA practice whereby a female agent facilitated a fellow male agent's groping of male passengers' genitalia.

The TSA agents' coordinated groping efforts earned them joblessness.

by uncoordinatedgroping April 14, 2015

poke and grope

Noun: a fork in the back and a hand at the breast

Tonight I had a guy poke and grope; as the fork he held in ine hand pinched into the my back he went in for the grope with the other. I think I'll see him again.

by Angleerick December 15, 2013

a grope of priests

collective noun (eg. a murder of crows) to describe a group of priests

look out john, theres a grope of priests sneaking about.

by Anony666mous December 21, 2019

groping gander

Any one who wants sex who doesn't get it and honks about it all day

My husbands being a groping gander today im not in the mood so hes upset and bitching about how theres no intimacy.

by somire August 24, 2016

Ghost grope

When you lightly feather the vagina in passing,&when she turns around to see nobody there,she's left speechless.

Josh ghost groped Dawn as he walked by,leaving her pussy soaking wet & confused as to who done it.

by Burwizzle December 14, 2019

grope stage

n. The boring preliminary portion of a sexual encounter at a football tournament.

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Hey Bruce! How'd you do with that posh shiela at the Wales-USA match? Tuck your wombat in her pouch?

Just setting things up for next week. Don't want to risk an injury during the grope stage.

by gnostic3 November 21, 2022

Grope

To touch or squeeze in sexual way .

Noah groped Grace at Homecoming

by GeckoGoldz November 21, 2023