greasy evan

when someone is so immensly greasy and or smelly and gets mad easily, that you want to kick them in the shin and stab them to death with your nipples

did you see that greasy evan?
yea, ew.

by peopelpoop November 18, 2011

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Greasy Slap

The act of clenching a piece of bacon or any other greasy food, then slapping someone really hard.

Dude me and my girl were eating breakfast and i told her that the bacon was under cooked so she gave me a Greasy Slap.

by Manix0013 June 5, 2013

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greasy spoon

A small cafe or beanery that serves fried and deep-fried foods. The food is often delicious and always bad for you.

The Dell Cafe is Castro Valley's oldest greasy spoon.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

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The act of rubbing your unwiped anus (typically following a bowel movement) on a doorknob, thereby leaving a slimy, shitty doorknob for the next unlucky soul who touches it.

This could also possibly be performed with a bad case of Louisiana Swamp Ass.

Additionally, it could be the icing on the cake following a good Upper Decker.

My boss totally pissed me off at work yesterday so I stayed late and left him a Greasy Pablo.

by Mortachi September 9, 2006

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Greasy teabag

1.(n)An improvised weapon that consists of a number of lug nuts placed in a sock and used to beat someone with.

a slock type of weapon but instead of a lock lug nuts are used.

You know George, the fat kid he picked his face so bad it looks like he was eating greasy teabags.

by DEADMEAT November 3, 2018

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