Gouche Bag

a derogitory term used much like Douche Bag oly the flap of skin between your asshole and genitals

You Fucking Gouche Bag

by Cameron March 22, 2004

Gouch Goblin

Someone who licks other's gouch's for a reward or for money. Like a 'Gouchstitute' (Gouch Prostitute)

Hey Dude, Ill lick your Gouch for a longboard!

Hey man be careful in my hood' there are Gouch Goblins everywhere trying to make some cash.

by L4L96 August 23, 2011

gouche finger

the act of penetrating ones gouche with the finger. very painfull

I gave matt the worst gouche finger last night

by Patrick Bouley February 07, 2007

Gouch Juicer

Someone who juices the gouch.. the nether regions of the nutsack. an salvates at the thought of the manly juices flowing

Man you know that chick over there is a Gouch Juicer.

by J-8:42 January 11, 2010

gouche ladder

A line of barbell piercings along the gouche (also spelled guiche), usually perpendicular to the line of skin. Not sure if it's more common in women or men. Men occasionally also have a frenum ladder and a hafada ladder.

Gouche ladders actually aren't that painful, as they are simply surface piercings. They're just a series of gouche piercings!

by SoulfulZen January 11, 2006

guffy gouche

Just when you're sat down and you fart it goes forward

Oi Ollie did u just let rip a guffy gouche

Yeah ma G I did

Ahhhh Grimm

by Mcgeorgia August 09, 2017

suck my gouche

To perform a pointless, unsanitary and disturbing type of oral sex. In which the oral sexer sucks the gouche of the oral sexee.

Can be used as an insult or demand for someone who pisses you off.

Shortened to SMG (not sub-machine gun).

Yo andy get on ur knees and suck my gouche.

by Al the one and only December 24, 2005