gluency

the act of rubbing pubic areas one against the other during lesbian sex. To velcro.

Refers to the noun "velcro": the pubic hair, to "glue" the pubic hair.

You can ask if a lesbian is having fun: How is your gluency?

by gluglu December 10, 2009

gorilla glue person

A moron who uses gorilla glue as hair spray

Dude this gorilla glue person put gorilla glue in their hair and now their hair don't move. AT ALL

by RobbedofLife February 9, 2021

gorilla glue green

The stickiest of icky aka exotic weed- Nothern Lights, Widow, Kush, etc. Excellent marijuana.

I just smoked this shit, dawg. It's some straight gorilla glue green; I'm not even playin! I mean, I had to wash my motha fuckin' hands just to get the stickiness off. Like for real, for real!!

by Comanche Jackson January 16, 2011

Glurg

The amount of half-and-half necessary to turn a cup of black coffee into a wonderfully rich walnut color. Akin to a dollop.

Peter: I'm going to Starbucks, Scott. Do you want me to get you anything?

Scott: Thanks, Peter. I'd love a grande coffee.

Peter: Anything in it?

Scott: A glurg of half-and-half, please.

by Tyrone Moustache August 9, 2012

Glue Stick

A sexual act where a cum-covered penis is wiped around a girl or guys mouth like a glue stick, and after getting the surface area all sticky a fake mustache is stuck on.

"I gave my girlfriend a Glue Stick last night and I laughed cos she looked like Joe Dirt."

"You're a dick."

by JohnEBlaze August 2, 2009

Glue Poo

An extremely thick and sticky variety of fecal matter that adheres to the sides of a toilet bowl and refuses to flush even after repeated attempts. This rare breed of poo typically rears its ugly head around the holidays, and is usually created by the combination of grandma’s cheesy casserole followed by massive amounts of alcohol.

Junior: “Uncle Roscoe, your glue poo was so strong I couldn’t even get it off with my strongest piss stream!”

Uncle Roscoe: “Damn straight boy! Now make yourself useful and get me a beer.”

by Greenbear December 27, 2007

eskimo hot glue

When a man ejaculates between two objects to make them stick together.
(They may have run out of glue)
(Doesn't have to be an eskimo)

1. Oh no, I've run out of glue. It looks like I'll have to use some eskimo hot glue to stick the pictures to my poster for history class.

2. Oh no, I've run out of paper clips. I'll just have to use some eskimo hot glue to stick my son's personal information, such as his birth certificate and social security, so he can get his drivers permit.

by Gman GL January 7, 2011