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gluten baby

Happens when someone with Celiac Disease eats something they shouldn't. Describes the bloated feeling they have, as well as the distended belly.
"Oh, dammit. I just ate something with barley in it. Guess I'll have to deal with a gluten baby before too long"
by chrisssy226 December 15, 2017
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gluten

Some protein stuff thats in certain food like wheat food, And some people cant eat it cause they gluten intolerant
Examples
person 1: oi is there gluten in this
person 2: No patricia this is an apple
by Teavas May 23, 2018
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Gluten Putin

Adjective

A term given to "anarchists" and liberals who support communism and/or socialism. Therefore the "Putin"
The term "gluten" comes from the stereotype surrounding modern liberals, or soyboys and them often preferring gluten-free products and soy milk.
My friend, Keith, got into a rant about how capitlism and Trump is bad and how real communism hasn't been tried yet. He's a real Gluten Putin sometimes
by UnitedStatesofKek November 14, 2018
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Glutened

Poisoned. When a Celiac feels extreme pain after exposure to wheat.
Bastards glutened me! I feel like I’m in labor and my ass is going to give birth to my small intestine.
by MamaWe January 22, 2019
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Gluten Friendly Possible

The food operator cannot guarantee the food served will be free from gluten. This means gluten may or may not be present in the food.
I ate at that restaurant which shows 'gluten friendly possible' and it was fine for me. Nice food!

I liked eating at this food place because of the gluten friendly possible sticker, which suggests they have awareness on the gluten topic.
by Angelo Soul February 28, 2020
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Gluminati

A group or cluster of needle dick computer geeks that spend their days and nights obsessing over trying to beat Sparta. Sparta will always be the top club in the game TSB 2020. Daddy Cove can’t carry you all forever.
Gluminati will always run among a flock of sheep...
by xxcrummyxx June 10, 2020
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Gluten Village

Gluten Village is a similar term as Flavor Town but it's used whenever you eat something gluten based with ingredients in it (like for example, cheese, salami, ham, mayo, butter, ect.) and all you can taste is the bread.
Bro#1: Bro this sandwich is so fucking bad, all I can taste is the bread.
Bro#2: oh shit man, that's a total Gluten Village.
Bro#1: aw man, I came here to visit the Flavor Town, but instead I got Gluten Village!
by MarkusCancerful June 17, 2020
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