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de-glove

The term de-glove refers to the skin from head to toe being sheared off in one quick motion.

The skin being removed in the fasion of a glove.
The man was de-gloved when he flew through the front window of the car leaving blood, spattered everywhere.
by Race Irwin April 19, 2007
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vampire glove

A "toy" used by some couples during BDSM play for spanking. It is generally a black leather glove with protruding spikes that break the skin and cause bleeding during play. It is generally used by doms in BDSM relationships.
Joe: Why is your girl's ass black and blue?
Jim: I used the vampire glove on her last night
by sps_strawberry March 28, 2015
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Batting Glove

A condom that is worn by a male while masturbating solely for the purpose of avoiding the making of a sticky, jizzy mess.
Terrance is such a chronic masturbator that he started using a Batting Glove to beat is meat. Now his carpet is not all matted and he doesn't have to keep a gak towel around all the time.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
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fillet gloves

Edge-proof (but not point-proof) gloves made out of some tough yet flexible material, such as kevlar, to protect your hands while filleting fish.
Unlike mice and rats, hamsters and gerbils usually bite when they are first handled, and then they stay in their cage for the rest of their life. If you buy your kid a hamster or a gerbil that has not been handled a lot, then buy some fillet gloves and handle it yourself for about a week until it gets really tame.
by Vet Man December 8, 2006
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glove slap

Challenging people to duels knowing they won't accept, all just to get your way
by pseudio October 27, 2010
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loves the gloves

When referring to someone who is a homosexual.

Derived from a legendary figure from Halifax, Canada with a homoerotic leather glove fetish. He is known to frequently pick up unsuspecting drunk men who mistake him for a cab. He then pushes his leather glove sales on the intoxicated passenger and in some cases requests to have them drive his car while wearing the gloves. These reports date back at least a decade.
Richard: "That chick is obsessed with Nathan. Is he going to bone her or what?"

John: "Nah, I think he loves the gloves"
by 234897324 October 10, 2018
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Niko's Gloves

the only thing people care about now in Gta IV, Rumored to have been taken out of the game at the last second...god damn you rockstar..
Niko's gloves are harder to find than Bigfoot...because they dont exist
by WWiDJesus May 8, 2008
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