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glood

Noun.
1. A Nepalese wind instrument.
2. A unit of volume roughly equivalent to fifteen tablespoons.
3. The name of Barney Fife's parakeet.
4. One of the many greezy yellow concretions of sweat, skin & pubic hair that collect in the folds of my scrotum.
Hic modulus fibula sum, quo verdis ex flavius glood.
by Cody Pendant June 15, 2007
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idgit galoot

used by bugs bunny, primarily, referring to a big, dumb, idiot oaf.
"Ya dog gon idgit galoot you'll blow the ship to smithereens!
by Mel&Mel October 2, 2007
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gloom cookie

Within the goth subculture, a derogatory term used for disaffected teenagers who turn to a goth affectation in order to express their misfit status. Most often applied to young, female goths.

Common physical characteristics include "Eye of Horus" eyeliner, fairy wings, bad poetry, clothes from Hot Topic, and Wiccan paraphernalia. Common behavioural characteristics include a smug sense of moral superiority tempered with affected ennui, not-entirely-serious suicide attempts, sudden periods of "mourning," and an appropriately dark pseudonym.

A despondent creature, but not to be confused with the emo kid.

Connected with the comic book series by Serena Valentino, of the same name.
The gloom cookie wore black on the outside, to show how black her soul was on the inside.
by Ragnvaeig April 3, 2006
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Ok gloomer

A repudiation for Gen Z and millennials when they're expressing imbalanced woke statements.
Gloomer: The planet will be destroyed if we don't stop climate change

Repudiater: Ok gloomer
by Sane 2020 December 30, 2019
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glooged

Thrown together haphazardly
The mechanic only glooged my engine back together.
by jokittens November 28, 2015
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Gloobnorp

when you poop in ur grandma's mouth, and ur pet giraffe eats it...
Today I Gloobnorped.
by Grandma Lover July 31, 2016
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gloombo

The uncomfortable feeling of pulling out nose hair when you take out a booger.
person 1: *picking nose*
person 1: *get gloombo'd*
person 1: awwwaaaaa!!!!
*person 2 was not in the room at the time*
by Halloween Bucket April 22, 2018
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