5 Stages of Being Ginger

All gingers go through 5 stages in their life, like the 5 stages of grief.

1. Denial - They blindly believe they are 'strawberry blonde' and not ginger. LIES
2. Anger - Why me?!? Usually a period of blaming the parents
3. Bargaining - They start begging and wishing that their hair will change, or maybe a different hairstyle will hide the fact that they are ginger. Its not gonna happen i'm afraid
4. Depression - An overwhelming feeling of hopelessness, usually leads to lots of masturbation.
5. Acceptance - The ginger realises there is nothing they can do, and prepares them self for the endless insults.

Tony: Ha the poor bastard is on stage 4

Friend: His cock is gonna be raw by the end of the week

5 Stages of being ginger

by Kaiiizr February 13, 2010

Ginger Falletta

A hybrid creature that resides in southern, Ontario, Canada. However it is on display in Europe for a small fee of 9000$. This baby rocks a falletta haircut (faux hawk) but is indeed ginger. Only seen once in a blew moon.

That little baby ginger falletta is the cutest thing ever

by Left nut December 18, 2014

ginger junk

The genitalia of a red headed person. The place where ginger jizz comes from.

Mr. Rogers was accused of touching Casey's ginger junk.

by Clackamas May 1, 2015

Ginger Beef

Puffy and meaty vaginal lips on a hot ginger female.

Dan finally stroked on Dana and experienced her delicate ginger beef.

by Eaton Holgoode November 22, 2015

Ginger Roundhouse

The booty hole of a female ginger. Typically of a deeper brown shade of color.

Ate me some ginger booty last night braaaahhh. That ginger roundhouse was a tight brown donut.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2017

ginger sonic

A tiny ginger person who runs really fast

Look at that ginger sonic go

by ODonald91 September 19, 2018

Ginger Sin

A ginger sin is a term used by people who believe being a ginger is a sin. "Ginger sin" basically means stupid.

Girl: Hey, what's 2+2?

Ginger boy: 22?

Girl: You're such a ginger sin.

by GamerGirlPrincess7;) November 6, 2020