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Getty Imagery

A disorder where a person believes that he or she is a person in a Getty Image.
Mike: Let's take a selfie together in our new car.
Jen: Why? That's just weird.
Mike: Come on... We're just like the people in the brochure!
Jen: I've been meaning to talk to you about this.
Mike: What baby? We have a trendy apartment, great fashion sense, and now a new car.
Jen: I'm worried that you suffer from Getty Imagery.
Mike: That stock photo thing?
Jen: Yes. Our apartment sucks, you look like shit most of the time, and we'll be paying for that car for 7 years.
Mike: Yeah but the photo is the only thing that matters. I can post it on all my social media accounts.
Jen: Hmm.
by geekmalone June 4, 2024
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Dustin gerty

A type of guy to repeatedly stab you and fellow friends in the back even tho we on his side.
Life revolves around anyone named Billy Billy associate.

Don't close your eyes or even blink because in that instant he will be betraying you at any cost .

Will set you up to get jumped by 3 middle eastern guys and 1 female driver. Just so he don't have to share a Playstation 5....
by The start June 24, 2022
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Letty Getty

The words 'Letty' and "Getty" are 2 new words that were added to the English Lexicon while ROBLOX player SplatteredFalcon panicked in a game of Word Bomb. Word Bomb is a game inspired by BombParty on JKLM. This phrase was picked up by ROBLOX player Jackspedicy909.
"I am actually in tears after 'Letty' and 'Getty'." "HE DID IT, HE SAID THE LINE, HE SAID 'LETTY GETTY!"
by SplatteredFalcon September 19, 2022
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Lincoln's Gettysburg address

The street-name, house-number, etc. where mail could reach Honest Abe while he was staying in Gettysburg.
Dunno why some students find it so difficult to to memorize Lincoln's Gettysburg address --- it was only three short lines:

President Abraham Lincoln
128 Broadway

Gettysburg, PA 17325
by QuacksO October 10, 2018
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Battle of Gettysburg

When a woman is having a heavy flow and you give her a cream pie, leaving behind thousands of men to die in blood.
I almost didn’t want to have sex with my girlfriend last night because she was having her period, but I decided to give her a Battle of Gettysburg instead.
by Prince Fonzarelli January 21, 2023
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