Randy Garrett

A sexual act involving a man, who is scientifically proven to be a weener, who takes the body of a newly dead horse and rapes a 7th grade boy from his gym class inside of the horse's anus.

"I just totally pulled a Randy Garrett in the new gym we're building. You totally know it's for creapy buttsecks!"

by Randy Garrett jr. December 22, 2009

You Garret

Literally means "You Got it."
Origins: Senegalese French

Person 1: "Am I rolling this backwood correctly?"
Person 2: "Umhumm, you garret."

by ATOWN4LIFE September 30, 2007

Pull-a-Garrett

An irreversible mistake, action or misunderstanding that usually results in events that are less than pleasant due to public embarassment, pain, or humiliation.

"I pulled a garrett when I zipped up my fly because I forgot to put the goods away first."
"That guy just pulled a garrett."
"What a garrett..."
"I pulled a garrett when I thought 'pseudo' meant superior and called myself a 'pseudo-ninja'"

by Chilly December 13, 2004

Garrett

Garrett is completely perfect. He is always there for his friends and girlfriend. Garrett is someone who has a soft side but looks like he can fuck you up. His blonde hair and blue eyes make all of the girls want him. All though, some people think he has issues he doesn't. Garrett is the definition of perfect. Garrett belongs with girls who relate to them, he likes Doctor Who, video games and working out. He is perfect.

You: Who is that your dating

Friend: My boyfriend he's a total Garrett!

by Violet-H. May 16, 2013

Gareth

Known to be mistaken for giraffes.

Gareth's are known to use their long necks to wrap around their dick and jerk themselves off.

by Rowlet the god April 8, 2021

gareth

A man, often of Welsh descent, who magnetically attracts beautiful women. Often carries a stick to keep the not beautiful enough ones away. Or to remove the clothes of those that are.

Oh Gareth...you are soooo attractive...literally, I mean...help! I'll be suffocated by your wonderfulness!

by Jeeves89 February 6, 2010

Garrett

A absolute mad lad with the biggest dick. He is the king of all and he will rape you in the ass. He’s friends with Lester the mollester

Garrett could beat both shaggy and shrek for the n-word pass

by Uh oh stinky,stinky poopy December 22, 2019