Saucy Gauntlet

The Saucy Gauntlet is the act of taking a slice of pepperoni pizza with barbeque sauce instead of tomato sauce, crushing the slice of pepperoni pizza with your bare hand and proceeding to finger your partner or person of choice.

Girl 1: "So, what are you and James going to do tonight?"
Girl 2: "We're going to Domino's"
Girl 1: "He's taking you do Domino's for a date???"
Girl 2: "Yeah, and afterwards he's going to give me the Saucy Gauntlet"
Girl 1: "Damn giiirl, you're nasty"

by Wrothy August 29, 2022

Mr. Gagunga

in strict terms, refers to a type of baseball dad in Villa Park, IL. Typically, he is middle aged and often implies that he has the benefit of some kind of vague, construction-oriented employment situation that allows him to "cut out early" so he can attend his son's games. "Mr. Gagunga" is considered a dubious social role, a peculiar individual who is dependent on yet contributes to the social fabrics of the youth baseball and local tavern communities. Regarding fashion aesthetics, his look is one of utility with a focus on comfort. Threadbare t-shirts from beer bracket softball teams, and mesh caps (worn without irony) are common, as are knock-off Oakley sunglasses. A curiously high-pitched voice--which belies his physcial demeanor--is typical. While almost always well-intentioned, the behavior of Mr. Gagunga falls within a range between acceptable and ill-advised. For example, he will invariably grab an old mitt, turn his mesh-backed cap backwards, and position himself behind home plate to warm up his son when he pitches, even though the team's catcher is geared-up and ready. Also, he will often convince his boss to sponsor his son's teams, though it is never entirely clear from the name of the company in what industry they do business. Mr. Gagunga is known to be a very loose with foul language around players and their families, though this is slightly mitigated by the fact that he consistently brings the best post-game snacks and beverages for the team.

Kid: "Mr. Gagunga says he' gonna show Davey how to throw a slider."

Dad: "What Mr. Gagunga needs to do is show Davey how to throw strikes and work on fundamentals."

by Davey Gagunga December 11, 2011

Garunz

A shortend version of garunteed, used when something is really good. Can also be a replacement for any word, used because you feel like saying GARUNZ!
Mostly used by chavs/townies/nutters/jesus

Example 1-
Man: Check this out... Points at something really fantasmic (see fantasmic)

Jesus: ah Garunz!

Example 2- (when you just feel like saying garunz)

Jesus: Oi you! Check out the size of my garunz!

Man: Garunz!

by poopa9000 April 27, 2006

Clown Gaping

The act of rimming a girl who's having her period.

Dude, what's with the red nose? Working at a circus now?

No, I just got back from clown gaping your sister.

by Pieteman January 14, 2014

the frozen gaunt

Where you shit a large turd in a large size condom. Place in in the freezer till solid, then find a person that is passed out and insert it into there asshole. So next day when they wake up they have defrosted turd in there arse. That they will need to remove.

A bloke passed out on my couch last night so I gave him "the frozen gaunt"

by pistolwood March 27, 2015

gaping hole

Someone's asshole which is certainly large, enormous like the colossal titan from attack on titan. A whore.

Damn, I hit Ashleigh last night, her anus was one big gaping hole.

by animerocks69 April 8, 2017

garuns

Garuns originated in Brighton, UK from the high school Varndean College Brighton.

Garuns is an abbreviation of the word "Guaranteed" originally used by the "Chavs" aka "nutters" of varndean school however it soon caught on to the rest of the city by either people using it in mockery or purely enjoying the great phrase. There have been many variations on the origin of this linguistic phenomenon, the most prominent of these say it is derived from a miss-cue of Gary Berkoff's mum, calling him "Garyuns". This however is most probably an urban legend, as is Gary himself.

There was an uproar about how Garuns was to be spelt, some (the clever ones) wanted Garuns to be spelt Guarans claiming as it originated from the word guaranteed it should be spelt in the same manner, however this just didn't happen as most people tended to write it as "Garuns" simply because guaranteed is a hard word to spell. Another break off from this is the so called 'msn' spelling of the word; namely "Garenz".

The people who most frequently use the word and who (disputably) claim to own the word are - Hobbie, Easty, Matt Watts, Sonny Ball, Joe Howell etc. Garuns can be used in almost any context, can be randomly added into a sentence or can be substituted for any word.

For example-

"Look at the size of my Garuns", "Pass me the Garuns", "She is a Garuns", "Did you Garuns it?", "Did you Garuns finish the homework", "I need to finish my specifigaruns", "lets mish it to the kebarens shop", "where's my Garuns?" etc. There are also many variations of the word Garuns.

A - Anti Garuns

B - Baruns (Bored Garuns)

Blaruns (Portmanteau of Blatantly and Garuns) - Originally created by a one "Mr. Doohan" and R.E lesson whilst extracting the Michael (or "Taking the mikey") from Christine Taylor.

Branus - Brag garrenz

C - claruns (classically Garuns)

D - Daruns (Dragon med Garuns) / definite Garuns

E - Earuns (edible Garuns) / (eggy Garuns)

F - faruns (fit Garuns) / Fetch Garuns

G - Glaruns (Gloriously Garuns) - Courtesy of Laurie Searle

H - haruns (hat Garuns) / (house Garuns)

I - iaruns (impossibly Garuns)

J - jaruns (justified Garuns)

K - Karuns (cool Garuns)

L - laruns (Larry Garuns) / (luxuriously Garuns)

M - Maruns (Majorly Garuns) - Only to be used in extreme (or Extreme to the miax) circumstances. E.g. "She is a maruns". / (Marvelous Garuns)

N - naruns (never garuns) / (not garuns) / (nocturnal garuns)

O - oaruns (obviosly garuns)

P - paruns (police garuns) / (partly garuns) / (Proper garuns; as in brup)

Q - quaruns (questionably garuns)

R - raruns (rapidly garuns) / running garuns / ringer garuns / ROFL!

S - Saruns (Suspiciously Garuns) / (Sexy Garuns) SH - Sharuns ( SHit Garuns!)/Shweeeeeeeeeruns (in really high voice)no meaning?

T - taruns (the old night garuns)

U -Uber/Ultra Garuns (meaning it is especially garunsed, to the extent of inexplicability)

V - varuns (viciously garuns)

W - waruns (windily garuns) / (Wildly Garuns)

X - xxx garuns (porn garuns) / (X-ray Garuns)

Y - yaruns (yogurtly garuns)/ yaruns (yapping on garuns)

Z - zaruns (zezima garuns) / (Zebra Garuns)

@- The tit monkey of all the garuns H!p! (Who wrote that?! What a naruns)

The Garuns dictionary was invented by Hobbie, Easty, Wattsy and Sonny Ball and

Thank you, -Alex Wells (A Maruns amongst naruns)

Many thanks to "big al" for producing such a wonderful article. (hobbie)

by loujoal May 13, 2008