bag of ferrets

utterly mental or possibly furious to the point of no control

'What do I think of George W.? - Mad as a bag of ferrets!'

'Then he told me I was feeble - man, I was mad as a bag of ferrets!'

by Jondo March 4, 2008

Chutney Ferret

A term used to describe a homosexual.

"I say James old chap, your friend over there looks like a right old Chutney Ferret"

by shreddiesandcream November 9, 2009

chutney ferret

A homosexual Male...other common terms include; Treacle dipper, Marmite miner, Fudge packer, Ian Black and Anal Coloumbus

George Michael

by Spyke March 20, 2003

ferris bueller

Ferris Bueller is a high school wise guy is determined to have a day off from school, despite what the principal thinks of that. You can be ferris bueller too!
Whenever you can do school, work, or whatever you tell your so-so that your going to take a ferris bueller day off.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off is a 1986 American teen comedy film written, co-produced and directed by John Hughes, and co-produced by Tom Jacobson.

"I need to take a ferris bueller day off mom, I didn't do my homework and need time to catch up."

by SQuiet December 18, 2016

lip ferret

An overgrown handlebar mustache.

Guy 1: Woah, did you see that guys lip ferret?
Guy 2: Yeah, that was rather intense.

by crockpot April 4, 2009

Ferrigno

(n.) Mustachio'd hater of the lower echelons of society

(adj.) Trained in fencing, archery, ballroom dancing, shooting, hunting and horseback riding to facilitate extermination of the unemployed

That guy is SUCH a ferrigno...

OH EM GEE he's so ferrigno!

by Ladmonkey February 10, 2010

Eternal Ferret

A pathetic mammalian creature who attempted to challenge the Gods of the Internet, Clock Spider and Limecat. The threat posed by the ferret appeared to be sufficient for His Limeness and the spider to make a brief truce and take it on. As soon as the fight started, Eternal Ferret was distracted by the shininess of Clock Spider's severed ninth leg (mounted in the sky, of course). Limecat swiped him, and he was scattered into oblivion.

Eternal Ferret is dead, another notch in Limecat's lime.

by The High Priest of Limecat February 27, 2004