pack fudge or pack your bags

An ultimatum to a sexual partner that they must either engage in anal sex or find another partner or lover. This may be done as an ugly but effective way to end a relationship regardless of whether or not the instigator really craves anal sex, as the other party may be unwilling to engage in it even at the cost of the relationship.

Her: You've seemed distant lately; what's wrong?

Him: Our sex life; it is unsatisfying.

Her: What can I do to please you?

Him: Pack fudge or pack your bags.

Her: What?

Him: You heard me. Give up that cornhole or find someone else.

by PMax January 11, 2009

fudgemuffin

Spawning from a bizarre idea for food, this word can substitute for any curse word. It can also be used randomly. Literally, a muffin made out of fudge.

"What the fudgemuffin?"

by Vuffster June 29, 2003

fudgenutter

A classy name given to someone who is (or is being) a complete idiot.

Fred's just a fudgenutter. Ignore him and hopefully he'll go away.

by Stuart October 13, 2003

fudderstick

Stick of which to fudder with.

Flesh coloured stick that arouses pleasure in the fudderee

Long hard stick used to stimulate flap region

Bobbie i'd love a good fuddering with your long hard (preferrably used) fudderstick

by fluffermuffin May 14, 2008

Fudgecock

The brown, dirtied male member after it has been removed from a woman's, another man's, or an animal's anus.

"Billy, I'm not putting my mouth anywhere near that fudgecock of yours. Clean it off! Only then will I even CONSIDER fellating you!"

by The Incredible Stinkpot May 12, 2009

Fudge Poodle

Using feces to style pubic hair.

I gave myself a Fudge Poodle and made a mohawk.

by Judith B Tinklewater December 12, 2009

fuderwhack

a series of absurd dance steps in which the Mad Hatter in "Alice in Wonderland" is a pro.

"The Mad Hatter is the best at fuderwhacking!"

by AnnaDepp March 6, 2010