Funktionary 

THE musical information destination for all things Funky.

I don't know that band. Let's look it up in the Funktionary.

Funktionary by Annie Mills September 1, 2006

functional dumbass 

1.) a person who, although intelligent, functions as a dumbass. 2.) Someone who is motivated to rise only to the level of function necessary to complete a task.

1.) Q: "Your friend seems smart! Does she do well in school?" A: "Nah! She's a functional dumbass!"
2.) That functional dumbass fixed my computer problem, but now all my files are deleted!

functional dumbass by 3 card Monty May 25, 2009

Fucktion 

The suction created in the vaginal or anal region during intercourse. This physical phenomenon will not occur with small cocks. It, in fact, takes a considerably large one (typically) to accomplish this feat. Other items can be used to accomplish this doe.

Jenny-"So, how was Paul last night?"
Laney-"He was fine."
Jenny-"Was he big enough for any fucktion?"

Laney-"Please, he wasn't nearly big enough... fortunately he has other ASSets that compensate for his small ass dick."

Jenny-"Damn, it's hard to find someone big enough for that doe"

Fucktion by dav-o April 24, 2014

fictional boyfriend 

Something you need less of

Me: *dies on the theature floor* WHYYYYY DO I HAVE SO MANY FICTIONAL BOYFRIENDS

fictional boyfriend by Justfangirl January 21, 2017

Fucktionary

The proper name for a dictionary that doesn't contain the word you are looking for..

"This dictionary doesn't have 'Honorificabilitudinitatibus' what the hell?"

"It's not a dictionary then, it's a Fucktionary."

Fucktionary by sddsfhsdhfjkdshfsdkjteyr September 27, 2011

Pre- Fucktial agreement

An agreement, usually verbal, between two consenting adults, usually acquaintances or colleagues, that an act of coitus commenced out of convenience, impulse and/or inebriation is 'meaningless' and will therefore be TOTALLY CONSEQUENCE FREE.

"Godammit, George: I thought we'd sorted all this out in our pre- fucktial agreement"

"But Condy, I have such strong feelings for you"

Pre- Fucktial agreement by Aye, Right March 30, 2009

Fucktagonal

When a group of friends enjoy sexing each other despite the romantic relationships formed previous to the sexing.

I banged Dan's Fiance, and then my roommates girlfriend. What a Fucktagonal Relationship. :)

Fucktagonal by HairySteve November 23, 2009