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fruity budget

The word "fruity budget" was a term coined by the Good Omens subreddit Discord on October 8th, 2020. The term has been used in a variety of contexts but is generally a term used to add absurdist humor, or a term to use when you cannot think of something meaningful to say. Some of the more niche definitions include:

1.) A mistranslation of the German word for fluid balance.
2.) An unofficial synonym for the mitochondria.
3.) An unofficial synonym for metabolism.
4.) A particularly fruity budget.
5.) An exceptionally homosexual budget.
6.) A tasty treat found in a small hut in Antarctica.
7.) A preface to "UwU."

For extra tang, "liquid" can be added at the beginning, middle, or end of the term "fruity budget."
I could go for some fruity liquid budget right now to satisfy my UwUs.

I hope Neil Gaiman does not find these fruity budgets.

I'm so gay, all of my fruity budgets are spilling out of my cankles!
by chai tea transguy October 11, 2020
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fru1ty.punch

most amazing , hottest , tiktoker ever.
“yo you follow fru1ty.punch ?”
“hell yea.”
wanna fuck
by anonymous March 13, 2021
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fruityaku

Fruityaku is a very cool tiktok user. Their content mainly consists of bsd. Their content always makes my day and I love them dearly and praise whoever the fuck owns this world that I'm mutuals with them. We should all love fruityaku. They're very amazing and loveable.
"Hey did you see FruityAku's new post?"

"Yeah, it was so cool! I love their content so much."

"Same here! I think they are truly amazing and deserve the world."
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fruityachi

from tiktok. one of the coolest mutuals. you can have 100% factual
person a: i’m pretty sure i have a cool mutuals
person b: oh cool is is fruityachi?
person a: no?
person b: then you don’t have a cool mutual then... sorry it’s just facts.
by milfs>dilfs April 12, 2021
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fruityshoyo

someone with a bouncy personality, it makes you imagine what their smile is like. she loves goldfish, so make sure you buy lots before meeting this ball of sunshine <3 make sure to check up on them too! although he is literally the sun, everyone needs to checked upon once in a while.
“is that fruityshoyo? wow, they’re so bright. my eyes almost hurt!”
by floweradri June 2, 2021
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Fruity Slut

A person that does whatever they feel is right to make themselves happy, without guilt.
I choose to be a Fruity Slut today.
by Mr wasshannin June 11, 2022
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Sacred fruity cumshot

An alcoholic drink consisting of a non-viscous probiotic yogurt type drink (preferably Actimel) and vodka with a 7:3 part ratio. Commonly served in a shot glass.
David: Yo! You going to that party on Tuesday?
Peter: IDK will they have sacred fruity cumshots?
David: yeah, I think so.
Peter: then hell yeah!
by Big ounce the third December 25, 2020
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