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The word "fruity budget" was a term coined by the Good Omens subreddit Discord on October 8th, 2020. The term has been used in a variety of contexts but is generally a term used to add absurdist humor, or a term to use when you cannot think of something meaningful to say. Some of the more niche definitions include:

1.) A mistranslation of the German word for fluid balance.
2.) An unofficial synonym for the mitochondria.
3.) An unofficial synonym for metabolism.
4.) A particularly fruity budget.
5.) An exceptionally homosexual budget.
6.) A tasty treat found in a small hut in Antarctica.
7.) A preface to "UwU."

For extra tang, "liquid" can be added at the beginning, middle, or end of the term "fruity budget."
I could go for some fruity liquid budget right now to satisfy my UwUs.

I hope Neil Gaiman does not find these fruity budgets.

I'm so gay, all of my fruity budgets are spilling out of my cankles!
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by chai tea transguy October 11, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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