frump bump

The penis bump a man gets when wearing frumpy sweat pants.

Dude, those sweats give you a frump bump.

by whosthatgirl April 15, 2009

frumped

To be ditched by a friend who used you used to hang out with a lot.

Derived from "friend-dumped"

Person 1: Hey, you and Molly used to hang out a lot right? What happened?

Person 2: Yeah, I got frumped pretty bad. We don't really hang out anymore.

by Frumper Unlimited June 12, 2009

frumpazoid

An objectifying label for an excessively dumpy, unattractive woman, as if she were other-worldly or beastly.

"That woman is a class-A frumpazoid - an A-shaped head, flat, wide nose, no neck, a belly that hangs down to her knees, and moles all over her arms, face, and her legs."

by maikelyeremy September 12, 2009

Maple Frump

When you hit somebody in the face with a small maple tree, then rape the said person with that tree.

1: "Did you hear about bob?"
2: "No, what happened?"
1: "He Maple Frumped Jim."
2: "Jesus!"

by JEWFRAY April 26, 2010

frumpty dumpty

Someone who is extremely frumpy.

Frumpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Frumpty Dumpty had no style at all.

by danglyballzjohn April 3, 2016

Frumptions

The feeling of embarrassment when faced with another persons situation. Something uncomfortable to watch, to witness.

"I had total frumptionswatching sally's play last night"
"why?"
"they did HAIR! she's my landlady!, totally nude! she's my landlady! "

by crza! June 28, 2009

tuck frump

An SFW way of saying fuck trump.

Jim: I can't believe Trump won the election last night.
Joe: I know dude, tuck frump right?

by Nerdy Ned November 17, 2016