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Friday

A mixture of kush, alcohol, bitches and best bros. If you don't recognize this description, you may need to up your game.
"Dude! Last friday that bong almost killed me! I was so drunk and high I don't even remember that bitch I fucked!"

"Next friday we finna turn up!"
by Purple Blaze November 15, 2013
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Friday is an acronym
Frequent Reboots Invoke Doh's And Yikes
by froolap April 16, 2010
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FRI (endly) DAY
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friday is the last day of the working week! followed by saturday
by billy bob frog June 18, 2007
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A big black hairy dick. Very masculine and thick. Scientists estimate it at around 15 inches. Moreover it canno. Be placed in a mouth without choking the victim to death. Also, only can fit in an extremely loose vagina.
by Fridayslayer December 1, 2011
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1. A day in the week where everyone throws up their arms and says "Who gives a shit? I got a strip club to attend!" after the normal work shift is over. This is a weekly ritual on the sixth day of the calendar for a majority of Americans and Europeans. This was formally known as "leisure time," which is forbidden in communist, fascist and third world nations.
2. A movie written by and featuring a famous rapper "back in the day" Ice Cube, for the sake of self-exploitation of their habitual smoking and drinking on a front porch.
3. An infamous song by a spoiled, self-entitled teenager, Rebbecca Black that has been thoroughly rejected by all of the YouTube community and all of the peoples on it. Despite the "down votes" the video has not been removed as there are fans and corporate muscle that do, in fact, bribe and threaten the YouTube staff.
1. Ben, it's Friday. You don't need to be an over achiever.
2. Dude! Like, did you see, uhh Friday? It was the best movie ever.
3. Rebecca Black is not original at all. If there is a song about Friday, the next song is going to be about jeans. Oh wait...
by Dr. Grizzly Daddy October 14, 2011
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Everyone says Friday is awesome because it's the day before the weekend and all bit to me it can be torture. Sweating yourself in for six hours at school knowing that when the bell rings your weekend will start but you feel like a mess in the meanwhile.
Damn, I know you love Fridays and all, but part of it is non-weekend heart stab.
by Oiled November 7, 2011
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A day in which 13 year olds drive cars and pretty much everything goes into parties they wake up in the at 7 AM and go eat some cereal. It was sung by Rebecca Black it was pretty much the worst song ever.I have a shorter and better version.
Rebecca Black:

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Me:7 a.m and I go back to sleep.
by ssj456tommy October 27, 2012
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