swagga formula

This is a formula based on your birthdate to determine your actual swagga... if it can even possibly be measured WITH numbers, this is as close an estimate as possible

mm/dd/yy
11/04/88

Take the largest number in your birth year and multiply it by itself.

8*8 = 64

Subtract from this number your birth month.
64-11=53

Add to this number your birth

Really Mr. West? Swagga on a hundred, thousand Trillion??

according to some dumbass swagga formula,
i'd say... 75 (06/08/77) not bad

by courte March 29, 2009

quadratic formula

The reason behind dropping out of chemistry. It causes ones brain to recoil in horror and claw at the inner skull wall...it proves that combining math and science is never a worthwhile endeaver...especially when you can just as easily become a biologist and cut up weird things for a living....much more enjoyable.

to hell with the quadratic formula

by Petsche May 16, 2005

formulating chemist

someone with no knowledge of science who works within a makeshift laboratory usually surrounded by mess and failed experiments.

"tidy your room! who do you think you are, a formulating chemist?"

by azmansell February 12, 2010

2x Formula

The size of a female ass in jeans or tight pants doubled will be the actual size of the females ass

That 2x Formula was right her ass is the size of my F150 Bumper

by Jamacian Jerkin January 23, 2003

frobulate

Moving any appendage of your body unecessarily in a manner that would or will disturb others.

I used to frobulate my leg during school to shake my squeaky chair, just to bug my teacher

by Halflingr October 23, 2008

Formicate

Verb. Also as noun; formication. Creation of uneccessary and cumbersome paperwork that makes a job more costly and less effective. Formication is only one 'letter' away from someone getting screwed. Formicate is a highly suggestive term and may be used as an office pseudonym for mock progress.

"The project was going nicely and smoothly until middle management formicated it, and now has been stuck in the hopper for over six months."

by Saltrunner November 12, 2012

formula 1

its a better sport than football by a mile.

me: football matches are so boring theirs barely any action in some of them! in formula 1 theirs always overtakes and politics and loads more its so good.

by yourmum5115152 November 19, 2021