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fore skin

The skin around penis tip. very pleasurable for men during intercourse or masturbation.
i have fore skin on the tip of my penis.
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Filthy Florence

This commonly happens when you have anal sex with a woman over age 80. To have anal sex with a true Granny one must remove her adult Diaper. The Diaper will be typically soiled. Without cleaning the rectum,instead using the fecal matter as lube. The partner inserts his erect penis directly in the asshole of said granny. The result is a soupy brown liquid that runs from the granny's ass, the smell is said to be putrid.
Florence comes from television personality Florence Henderson, who is rumored to wear a diaper and gives Filty Florence's to many of the men at her Nursing Home. The rumor can not be comfirmed or denied.
Q. I heard that you like to fuck Old Ladies?
A. There is nothing better than Corn Blasting a Granny, the Filthy Florence smells terrible but turns ne on.

I was mopping the floors at the Old Age home last night and old granny Jones gave me a Filty Florence. It was so nasty that I puicked in her diaper.
by Granny Gromann June 3, 2010
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Firenze

Firenze, (Italian for Florence) is the capital city of the Italian region of Tuscany, Italy, and of the province of Florence.

The city which is in the song "You Enjoy Myself" by Phish, one of the greatest live jams of all time for Phish phans.
"Boy man, wash uffitze drive me to firenze"
by Hippieman March 25, 2008
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forensics

Jon was a forensics expert.
by Nicolai January 24, 2004
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FireNerd

Anyone who thinks that firefox is an Operating System.
Anyone who thinks Opera, Safari and other browsers are shit and should never be tested.
Called FireNerd, by the name Firefox and the name Nerd.
FireNerd: w00t!!!1! i has firefox1!!!1!!
by TheChosenDude February 10, 2009
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Ferenginar

n. Home planet of the Ferengi, as mentioned and seen in Star Trek, a muddy world, covered in bugs and stuff.

Point of interest; the Tower of Commerce, highest building on Ferenginar.
Girl: Wanna go to Ferenginar?
Dude: What?! No! It's too wet!
Girl: Aww, but I wanna see the Tower of Commerce!
by MeowShesALeo August 1, 2010
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fordnication

The feeling you get when you've been apologized to by a politician, yet you feel like they've just said, "Go fuck yourself!"
When a mayor of a city, let's say of the size of Toronto, Ontario, Canada, makes an apology that leaves you with the feeling that they just didn't mean it and were telling you where to go is fordnication.
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 18, 2013
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