forced friendship

When persons pretend to be friends on a regular basis so often that they actually develop a small friendship, even though they can't stand eachother. People will do this for any number of reasons, though commonly it is done to avoid drama or an ass kicking.

Chris - Dude, Abe is such a herb, you're friends with that guy?
James - Meh, it's more of a forced friendship, he's always down to be the designated driver.
Chris - What a tool!

by Flipyoutoo December 30, 2008

forced hand job

Due to uncontrollable forces, even an unsolicited/unwanted hand job from a beastly woman will eventually come to fruition. Despite any feelings of inhibition or revulsion, what begins as a fearful struggle...inevitably transforms in to a puzzling pleasure...which culminates in a primal scream. (This always happens right before you were about to call the police.)

"I was so drunk, but I could still tell she was ugly. After the forced hand job though, The Darkness took over."

"This scary chick tied me down and started giving me a forced hand job. I was terrified at first...but right when I reached for the phone to call the cops, I came."

"She is such a swamp donkey that all she can look forward to is giving a forced hand job to some guy she drags home after last call."

by Count Christoph von Stoph-Stopherson May 4, 2008

The Alaskan Firedragon

When a man is just about to ejaculate while receiving oral sex, he pushes down the woman's head, leans in and says something shocking such as "I have herpes." The woman will choke and try to pull back. The man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. This is similar to laughing while drinking milk.

Person 1: I paid some hoe i met on craiglist to let me give her the alaskan firedragon last night.

Person 2: What do you mean alaskan firedragon?
Person 1: well lets just say her nostrils were sticky but who nose?

by The Alaskan Firedragon September 8, 2014

Ford Ranger

Small, economical truck made by Ford (1983-2011) that has unfortunately been discontinued. Mazda B series is a re-branded version of the same truck since companies pay a 25% tariff** on truck imports. Building a Mazda factory in the US was not economical for the volume they sold. Likely no longer made due Ford wanting to upsell consumers on a loaded F150 that's much more heavy and less economical than what a Ranger owner is looking for.

**(Bing Chicken Tax)

Ford Ranger like the Explorer and Probe seem more reliable than the rest of their cars. Must be cause Mazda was involved.

Now that the Ford Ranger is gone your choice is something big or bigger. I think I'll find a used Ranger.

In the USA Ford Rangers are driving by old people, young people and companies. Most anyone that needs a small truck with relatively decent mileage,

by Harley Earl January 5, 2012

Lucy Ford

(This is the correct answer) A pseudonem used by Slug, the rapper of the group Atmosphere (Rhymesayers ent.) to several things, As he says for himself; Hip hop, the mother of his son and his relationship with depressed or manic "unstable" women.

Ex 1: Shes a complicated maze, a Lucy Ford. But that crazed bitch is perfect"

Ex 2: Lucy Ford, I love her like a rap kid love's break"

Ex 3: I wanna scream Fuck you Lucy, but the problem is i love you Lucy"

Ex 4: It hurts to watch Lucy lose the dream, Ive had the pleasure of seing our hero kick and scream and when she calms down I turn the sound down and put my arms around the little lost and found and I'll tell her hush little lady dont say a word, or the rest of the village gonna know youre disturbed and if you let them know that youre vulnerable it aint no stopping for how far they open you slow

Taken from Slug's lyrics.

by annodat2 November 10, 2010

Forcedown

When a particular subject becomes too much of a hassle for you to bear any longer. Usually used when one is upset about how what was once enjoyable has become too much to deal with.

This whole NCAA bracket thing has become a major Forcedown.

by Aryeh Cohen March 24, 2007

Firedump

A bowel movement characterized primarily by substantial heat in and around the anal sphincter, often accompanied by severe gut rot. This condition is caused by the consumption of spicy food, like jalapeno peppers or buffalo wings. Firedump will often cause extended visits to the washroom and can drastically inhibit one's productivity for the rest of the day.

The morning after eating a dozen hot buffalo wings and nachos with jalapenos, Patrick sat on the toilet for over an hour as his firedump burned his asshole.

by danpatcon December 2, 2010