Flump

When you're not exactly Fat, and you're not exactly Plump, you're Flump!

I need to lose some flump at the Gym.

by Cyclops Man June 3, 2018

dusty flump

A man who is huffy and overly sensitive

I heard you and your lad fell out again?

“Aye he’s a right dusty flump, takes everything i say seriously even when it bants”

by Kellip February 19, 2024

Flump

Being an absoloute idiot

e.g:

Stop it you flump!!!

Oh My Days stop being such a flump!

by ChatterBoxSlang November 27, 2010

Flumped

The action of slumping and flopping over at the same time.

“My cat just flumped itself down on my bed!”

by #1 benoftheweek fan May 9, 2024

Flump

A hair bump that appears on your head after you wake up in the morning. Any bump on you to appear randomly.

jasmyn "good morning jordan."
Jordan "omg look in the mirror you have a flump!"
Jasmyn "oh no now i cant straighten my hair!"

by Talhotblonde March 26, 2017

Flump

The act of collapsing onto something or someone like a sad, jiggly, shoved over serving of jello.

Person #1: I'm gonna flump on you now.
Person #2: Oh god no...
Person #1: *getting closer* I'm gonna do it
Person #2 doN'T YOU FUCKING DA-
Person #1: *flumps onto person #2) I did it.
Person #2 *flailing like an aggressive kitten* GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!

by Zodozer October 22, 2015

Flump

To fall without grace into a seated or laying position.

Don't flump down on the bed!
Or

That kid just flumped down on the couch and almost broke it.

by Kcraig115 December 18, 2016