flumpy

The act of performing oral sex on a male who is defecating into a toilet bowl.

While I had a bad case of diarrhea, some girls from the second floor were nice enough to give me some flumpies.

by Flumpy Master March 5, 2005

flump

To spread yourself out and not bother to move again at a sleepover on the floor with desired bedding. Flumping is best performed in a sleeping bag against another body in a sleeping bag and a second body flumping on a sofa with a quilt.

Boz flumped against Roz and Sauron.
'Stop flumping on me - I can't feel my leg!'

by Roz February 15, 2004

flumptuous

(adjective) to act like a flirty flamingo, usually accompanied with flamingo mating calls

Nick was just shocked on his birthday by that FLUMPTUOUS guy.

"Travis you are acting quite FLUMPTUOUS today!" Liz exclaimed.

by flumptuous liz<3 September 20, 2010

Flumsy

Fat and Clumsy

Someone who is incapable of normal sensibility. My co-worker is Flumsy

by T3RMY April 30, 2013

Flumpino

A gentleman of overt & flamboyant homosexuality

1) I suspected that the chap behind me was a closet flumpino
2) You silly flumpino
3) If women keep rejecting my advances, I shall have no option but to become a flumpino

by James Ricardo January 20, 2004

Mumple Frumps

When a dudes balls/scrotum is completely covered with pubic hair.

Yesterday while in the shower after practice, me and all the guys on the team noticed that Josh has mumple frumps.

by surfer20 May 19, 2005

flumper

when a said women, usually a skank, gives you head while you are taking a shit.

Damn man, jane gave me one of the best flumpers I have ever had!

by Paul Hanes April 6, 2005