flosstitute

One who advocates Free, Libre and Open Source Software but uses nonfree or closed-source software.

That hypocrite pretends to be a free software zealot, but he runs Windows for the computer games. What a flosstitute!

by gnominous January 20, 2006

flouptched

depending on the context in which it is used, flouptched can mean f!#ked up in either a positive or negative way.

"Man, that was good s$%t. I'm really flouptched!" or "The timing chain skipped a tooth and now the engine runs all flouptched."

by Stuben Hackfittle Von Burntsteiner October 16, 2004

Flusterated

ghetto-fabulous state of being flustered and frustrated

ex) when i found out i got pregnant i got so flusterated

by HRdom January 26, 2010

Flostriling

the act of flaring one's nostrils.

"He was laughing so hard he was flostriling."

"Haha, look Christina just flostriled."

by Kristy Braz January 1, 2009

Flustration

Combination of 'Flustered' and 'Frustrated', Somone in a degree of distress.

"I gotta calm down man, These essays are giving me mad flustration!

"Dude, chill."

by Secret Waffle Quarry February 13, 2012

flusterballs

balls that are all over the place; balls that can't focus.

hey dude, you're such a flusterballs

by elicious September 29, 2012

Flusterbummed

To be so upset or bummed out about something that you feel overwhelmed with grief, spastic anxiety and adrenaline.

The buddhist who never harmed a fly was flusterbummed when he accidentally killed the bug in his bathroom.

by Symple July 28, 2014