Flounder

A person who thinks they are cool but is a complete loser

Nick Harris is a HUGE flounder!

by The Tater tot slayer February 16, 2015

Flounder and Bananas

When Blake is molestered by a group of priests.

Priest: Can you believe the flounder and bananas we put on blake after the sermon?
Other Priest: We peeled that little shit.

by ThisIsCrazyBird August 4, 2014

Pocket Flounder

A flat, squishy, brownish penis

You see Nick's dick? Straight Pocket Flounder.

by dollaman45 January 7, 2013

Flounces

Fluid Ounces - displayed on products as "FL OZ"
Came into existence through blatant stupidity.

Olivia: "That 2Liter bottle of coke contains 67.6 Flounces"

by Ben Stokes August 9, 2006

flounder pounder

a guy that has sex with fat girls.

Damn, did you see Mike's new girlfriend? He's such a flounder pounder.

by helloxlove May 23, 2005

alaskan flounder basket

the alaskan flounder basket is when you take a giant shit in her mouth then she gives you a blow job then doing her in the asshole

1.take a dump in her mouth
2.have her give you a blowjob
3.DO HER IN THE ASS!!!
THATS THE ALASKAN FLOUNDER BASKET BITCH!!!!

by MR.J-FAL April 19, 2009

Flounder

A turd that is quite flat. It can be long or short, but with very little girth.

Don: Who left the flounder swimming around in the bowl?

Dan: I did. I tried to flush it, but it swam back up.

by OrangeElixir September 6, 2013