flottmeyer

the rare spineless male who has never and will likely never experience the touch of a female. eventually he turns to spectating sports relentlessly for his satisfaction and entertainment. expected to turn gay by thirty.

"Has that guy ever even gotten kissed?"
"Nah, he's a flottmeyer."

"Hey man, why don't you go out tonight, the baseball game isn't that important"
"Hey, I'm a flottmeyer, what do you expect?!"

by Jack Merriman November 11, 2007

Flotched

Drunk, incoherent, Intoxicated

Last night we got flotched.

by BayouSailor July 15, 2006

flotch

Fat crotch. The area of a male or female's flabby torso that connects to the crotch area to form a basketball-like appendage.

Mr. Joe's flotch hit me in face as he turned to hand me my graded paper.

by ellimist February 5, 2008

flotch

See felch

I flotched your Mom last night.
9 out of 10 dentists recommend you flotch every day.

by Josh February 11, 2003

Flotson

A Man who is confused about his ability to be an authority figure

Although Steve was a flotson, he still was able to command respect from his fellow employees

by Hogstomper February 13, 2009

flotchick

Something mushy that makes a noise when it is "plopped" down.

Mashed potatoes could be considered "flotchick"

by athuyghe March 11, 2009

flotniggle

to let out a small toot

"AHH man you flotniggled!"

by Smarty13332 June 23, 2009