clam flesh

flesh of the vagina
Luke: so how did it go last night with Amy
Dion: good, i licked her clam flesh raw!
Luke: god dion, thats such a horrible word to call it!
by LmOron January 20, 2012
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flesh tampon

A penis, which is commonly used for sexual encounters and clogging the vagina.
Lauren craves the flesh tampon daily, no hourly, no minutely, wait secondly.
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Flesh Thermometer

When a man uses his penis to check if a woman is running a fever and is a few degrees warmer than normal.
My girlfriend said she felt like she was getting the flu, but instead of going to the doctor I just used my flesh thermometer to see if her temperature was high.
by habitual sassbox February 26, 2010
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Proud Flesh

The amount of penis protruding from the top when it is grasped with two hands like a baseball bat
You should always date a girl with small hands because it gives you more proud flesh
by John Phelan February 09, 2006
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flesh cymballs

The noise made by two nut sacks slapping together. Usually happens when two men are fucking doggie style. Know to happen occasionally while playing water polo.
Sven: Oh god peter your ass is so tight tonight

Peter: I know Sven, I've been working out, but shut up and fuck me harder you animal.

Sven: MmmM okay I'll just listen to the flesh cymballs
by Stubs Magnificent July 06, 2008
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flesh melons

big, round, juicy tits

fat girls do not have these!!!
Gary: Did you see the flesh melons on that babe?
Bill: I would've sucked the sin out of them!
by Ted Palansky April 18, 2005
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Flesh Yarmulke

A typical phase in the progression of male pattern baldness in which a circular patch of exposed scalp makes it look as though a yarmulke is being worn.
Oh my god - check it out; that guy is donning the quintessential flesh yarmulke.
by Ocram April 29, 2003
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