Fernet

Fernet-Branca liquer. An alcoholic drink with a cult-like following in some urban locales. Fomulated as a patent medicine in the 1800's, some claim it is like absinthe, but it is really just an after-dinner bitters liquer with the extra punch of a variety of 40+ secret herbs including some that are known to have psychological effects such as Saffron, Ginseng and St. John's Wort. It does seem to have some effect beyond just being alcohol but it's nowhere near as psychedelic or narcotic as it is rumored to be. Some people also consider it to be a great hangover cure.

I housesat for this guy in Hollywood and he had a case of Fernet in his liquor closet.

by JS January 16, 2004

fernaldiatides

A noun or adjective, describing something exceptionally wonderful; something extremely amazing or awe-inspiring. The word has many different uses, and can be applied to many positive situations. Use sparingly to preserve its effect. To describe something cool or good, but not incredible, see "fredonculatides."

Oh my goodness. That girl over there with the tight black pants is fernaldiatides!
The Koenigsegg CCXR? Runs on biofuel AND has over 1000 horsepower? Fernaldiatides.
You have no idea, man. The english language can't even describe how fernadiatides last night was.

by Ben Reiter October 5, 2008

Fernando

Fernando is a good guy, who you can fall in love with in a day because of his personality, and sweetness. He is the coolest person I know... besides my girls.He has hazel eyes that turn brown when he is mad... but he is also and a good friend, who can trusst you no matter your repution. I should know ... i'm dating a fernando. and he is sooooo kind but can sometimes get on my nerves but after a while you get used to it. He's not the smartest cookie in the jar but is still smart.

Fernando is kind and sweet... and kinda cute!!<3

by Dedi_Pia4eva May 18, 2018

Fernando

Typical mexican name of a spicy mexican guy. His ability to steal girls hearts is unbelievable and irritating. He is easy to spit with his dark, spiky hair and dark eyes. Typical traits of a Fernando is being a douche, player, and popular lady's man. He can get any girl he wants without even trying. Though when facing the rare rejection, he turns to spreading shit. Don't be the one to reject the Fernando

Girl 1: I went to a party and lost my virginity with this guy I just met... He was so wonderful and I love him and I want him and OMG I forgot to ask his name!

Girl 2: no need to bother asking, that was a fernando

by Nothingbutthetruth December 10, 2012

Fernando Torres

basically, the hottest piece of ass on the soccer field.

Lisa: hey, who's that guy on spain's national team with the amazing facial structure and hair?
Jessica: That's Fernando Torres.
Lisa: I want him.
Jessica: fuck off, he's mine.

by putaporfavor July 28, 2010

Fernando

Usually a hot senior with a big dick very athletic, mexican and has a hot girlfriend with a fat ass major dime and they both get very kinky he is perfect and eats pussy so good and can rellyy hit it

"Did you see her new bf"
"Yeah fernando is sexy lucky her"

by yoloswaggggggggygurl November 4, 2013

fernagle

verb: A way to get yourself hooked up with what you want, usually by some clever or sly or tricky means. Funnier than when spelled finagle, because it sounds more hick-ish.

"Dude, how did you fernagle tickets to the third game of the Edmonton - Anaheim series?"

by ahizzle May 25, 2006