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flasted

"That one girl in my science class is so flasted! I mean, she doesnt even HAVE tits!!!"
by gingerasainsftw April 10, 2010
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flattention whore

Someone who imitates or genuinely emits sounds of flatulence with the hopes of gaining social stature or approval among peers. Usually male.
Ricky farted loudly and looked around the workplace frantically for approval, yet to his dismay everyone had their headphones on. He's such a flattention whore.
by iLLapino October 4, 2011
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Flatterfied

When you dont know if you should be flattered or terrified to someones comments or advances towards you
This guys sent me a nude picture of himself and i was flatterfied because i had no idea who he was
by CJ knuckles December 16, 2016
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Flaterizer

Basically an FTM binder but with a different word. It makes the boob say bye-bye.
ftm 1: ya know that feel when you get in bed and you're all comfy, then notice you're still wearing ur flaterizer??
ftm 2: omg yeaaah it fukken suckes dick!
by mychemicalromacexx September 8, 2018
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Flaterizer

Basically an FTM binder. It makes the boobs go bye-bye.
Ftm 1: Ya know that feel when you get in bed and you're all comfy, then notice you're still wearing ur flaterizer ??
Ftm 2: Hell yeah, it can suck a dick
by mychemicalromacexx September 8, 2018
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Flattened My Flower

To take someones virginity. Similar to popping a cherry.
Yo, dude, Jessica totally flattened my flower last night!
by BeChampions January 20, 2019
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flattened taco

A flattened taco is a pizza.

But instead of saying pizza you try to say taco because tacos are clearly superior to pizzas.
Yo man, those pineapplea do not belong on flattened tacos
by Jaaaan101 April 7, 2019
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