Fivenightsatfrickboys

The most funniest, loving, and adorable person I’ve ever met. Their amazing. I cant live without them.

Fivenightsatfrickboys- how are you love?
Me-💗💗🦋🦋

by C3splayer March 16, 2021

Sal Financial

1. When your Finance Manager is so shitty they can’t understand the P&L. The leadership team puts a range in a random number generator and predicts an outcome more accurately than the person responsible.

2. Completing financial reports while wearing yoga pants and a half shirt.

3. Eating Coco Puffs and drinking Coke while budgeting a business

1.I can’t believe your using the Sal Financials, nothing like using random number generator to run an effective business
2. Better put on your Sal Financial attire for hot yoga tonight
3. I have to submit my yearly budget, better get my Sal Financial dinner together.

by Tag your It September 25, 2020

Fiana

Fiana is a VERY funny girl and is very woke. You gotta be her friend or else you are not cool. She is VERY tan, SUPER tall, totally has 20/20 vision, and has long black SHINY hair like rapunzel. Also got that asian smarts.

You: Who is that
Person: Stupid, that's fiana obv duh gosh

by Joobeany March 24, 2019

Personal Finance

a totally useless class that can actually be taught by people that are mentally handicapped.

Dude: Man, i hate personal finance. my teacher is so retarded!

by Dr. O'Man March 2, 2010

Financial Rape

When people take financial advantage of those less fortunate than themselves because they can.

When solicitors quote you $3000 and $50 000 they are still sending you bills because they can, that's financial rape.

Doctors charging people with Cancer, ten's of thousands of dollars for treatment because they know the patients have no other choice - that's financial rape.

by simtay May 2, 2011

financial balls

Denoting the volunerability of a man's financial worth, especially at the expense of the wrong woman. Financial balls is a man's strength when it come's to (credit rating, financial status, material equity, and yearly income.)
A person's financial balls can be severed or impaired due to child support, divorce, alimony, or getting with the wrong person that can contribute to you ruining your financial rating.

Randy had a nice house, 6 cars, and a 999 credit score before he married Joyce. After the divorce, Joyce and her divorce attorney hit Randy in his financial balls by claiming the house, 5 of his cars, and making him pay for his kids that he had with her, plus two more that she had from a previous relationship.

Micheal Jordan lost half of a testicle as a result of his divorce.

Mike Tyson, the boxer, is yet to recover after a devestating blow to his financial balls as a result of child support and two divorces.

"MEN...PROTECT YOUR FINANCIAL BALLS!!!"

by DzNutz November 7, 2007

financially challenged

phrase describing ones cash flow, also known as "broke as shit."

No, I ain't goin' to the bar. I'm financially challenged as fuck!

by Melvin5000 June 27, 2010