The Firecracker 

1. When the ass cheeks are clenched on a hard seat, gastric gases exit the sphincter and create a firecracker-like sound.

2. When the ass is on a wooden chair and you expel a fart and the fart creeps up the clenched ass crack, it makes a popping noise that resembles that of a firecracker.

Today in 2nd period, I totally lit the firecracker and everyone heard.

The Firecracker by Pflug-Dimond November 6, 2010

vietnamese firecracker 

When you poop on someone's chest, then slap it.

Dude I was fucking this chick last night and she gave me a Vietnamese firecracker, there was shit everywhere!

vietnamese firecracker by Chris wicking July 12, 2014

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. 

haha lol so cool word XDDDDD

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. by Stupid Af July 5, 2021

Jalapeño firecracker 

Giving a blow job with a Jalapeño in your mouth.

Mindi asked Cameron if he wanted a Jalapeño firecrackerfor winning the race.

Jalapeño firecracker by TeenTeen April 19, 2018

florida firecracker 

When a horny individual is receiving anal penitration and his or her partner pulls outs, and throws in a lit firecracker. The partner proceeds to deepen the firecrack with it's penis or strap on, to ensure maximum depth is achieved. When the firecrack explodes, a mixture of blood, cum, and shit comes out (we like to call this mixture 'baby jesus juice').
The partner then catches this mixture and keeps it in his closet and lets it age for some time.

When it has reached desired age, mix it with 'Minute Maid Orange Juice' and serve it at a Tampa Bay Devil Rays Game...
Whilst the victims are drinking the 'b.j.j.', shit and fart as much as possible.

Bob:: Hey carl,
Carl:: Ya Bob?
Bob:: Whats that thing you gave that one guy?
Carl:: Sifilus?
Bob:: No the other thing.
Carl:: Oh, a Florida Firecracker.

florida firecracker by b h January 2, 2009

westside firecracker 

you light a roman candle and jam it into your penis whole and fuck a girl with blond hair and before you cum pull out and explode on her face

dude i was with this chick and we tried the westside firecracker

westside firecracker by UncleSam1143 June 26, 2009

chinese firecracker 

Dude don't put wasabi on ur pecker .

Chinese firecracker. It hurt really bad when pour it on ur thingy

chinese firecracker by watsabi March 10, 2008