A Fipster is a Fake Hipster. Somebody so retarded they can't even qualify as a hipster. Thinks it's cool to be a hipster but likes stuff
Someone who wears cheap, discount store clothes, loves cats and triangles and Lady Gaga, has a tumblr with a funny username, thinks it's cool to be a hipster. Condescending, rides high nelly bicycles, reads wikipedia articles on obscure bands as a cover for their love of pop music. Only knows the hits of a band and not their catalogue of songs. Has a book shelf of books they think hipsters would appreciate but everyone just thinks is retarded, like goosebumps books. Pretends to be blind and wear stupid 3d glasses. Using the LL Bean catalog to pleasure themselves. A self absorbed ass hole or "ass whole" being fully absorbed in ass wholeness. A loser with such poor upbringing in grooming and/or behavior that is desperate to fit in but has slid backwards on the evolutionary scale to a pre-human level but tries to act like they are superior to everyone else. Doesn't realize Hipsters deny being hipster and actually calls themselves a hipster, thinking it's a sign of being cool.
Someone who wears cheap, discount store clothes, loves cats and triangles and Lady Gaga, has a tumblr with a funny username, thinks it's cool to be a hipster. Condescending, rides high nelly bicycles, reads wikipedia articles on obscure bands as a cover for their love of pop music. Only knows the hits of a band and not their catalogue of songs. Has a book shelf of books they think hipsters would appreciate but everyone just thinks is retarded, like goosebumps books. Pretends to be blind and wear stupid 3d glasses. Using the LL Bean catalog to pleasure themselves. A self absorbed ass hole or "ass whole" being fully absorbed in ass wholeness. A loser with such poor upbringing in grooming and/or behavior that is desperate to fit in but has slid backwards on the evolutionary scale to a pre-human level but tries to act like they are superior to everyone else. Doesn't realize Hipsters deny being hipster and actually calls themselves a hipster, thinking it's a sign of being cool.
CC is such a Fipster!
That retard thinks he's a hipster. Total Fipster.
"He says he loves Muse but I found Call Me Maybe on his Ipod....Yeah, he's definte Fipster."
"When I asked him what's his favourite Tom Waits song he couldn't answer me. Total Fipster."
That retard thinks he's a hipster. Total Fipster.
"He says he loves Muse but I found Call Me Maybe on his Ipod....Yeah, he's definte Fipster."
"When I asked him what's his favourite Tom Waits song he couldn't answer me. Total Fipster."
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