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finagle a bagel

A maneuver in racket sports, most commonly tennis, where the athlete his a ball with the backside of their weak hand while spinning to return the ball.
Federer just had to finagle a bagel to win his match, that was incredible
by The Otter Dictionary March 13, 2015
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Final Fantard

Derogatory term used for a person who is overly obsessed on Final Fantasy and shamelessly disses other franchise thinking nothing can compare to a good, but overrated franchise, believing its a gift from heaven.
Final Fantard: Final Fantasy is the best game ever! Every other series is a piece of shit!

Normal Fan: What a fantard.
by CaptainRainbow February 7, 2014
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Finals Week

A state of purgatory in which the whole school is either cramming or having a panic attack. Particularly bad for students who are done with finals but are still waiting to go home. Antonyms include Syllabus Week.
Me:"Hey brah, wanna get shitfaced and bang some biddies?"

Friends: "Can't man it's Finals Week, I have to learn 16 weeks of economic theory, write two anthropology essays, and read the whole psych textbook for Thursday.
by magic Q December 14, 2013
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Finals

n.

1)The acceptable title for a series of metaphoric anal-raping questions that are a base for your entire semester

2) Things people get too worried over, even though they can mess your day up real bad.
1)
"Dude, it's finals week! This sucks!"

2)
"I need to cram all night, I'm definitely going to fail, and then I'll have to study to get my credits over the summer, and work two jobs and-"
"Dude, shut the fuck up!"
by Ron Cumberdale June 7, 2005
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Final Fantasy

A series of popular, story-wise unrelated RPG video games that started back in the 80's. The name "Final" Fantasy was chosen becuase while Squaresoft, the company behind the whole series, had made games before for NES (Famicom in Japan), none of them were a great success, so they decided to make one last game. However, Final Fantasy turned out to be so good that they continued making more of them. There are a total of 16 actual Final Fantasy games (though the actual number is disputed) and 1 movie.

Final Fantasies 1, 2, and 3 were all for Famicom. 1 was released in America on NES. 2-6 were released on Super Famicom, but when 4 and 6 were released in America on the SNES, they were renamed Final Fantasy 2 and 3 for some reason. 7-9 were for the Playstation, and were named appropriately. Final Fantasies 4-6 were re-released for Playstation in two compilations (Final Fantsasy Chronicles and Final Fantasy Anthology), and later, 1 and 2 were as well (Final Fantasy Origins). 1 and 2 were re-released again for GBA recently. Final Fantasy 3 has yet to be released in America. Around the same time as FF7, Square came out with FFTactics, a tactical RPG. Later they released FFTAdvanced for GBA. FF10 and FF10-2 (the first true sequel in the series) were realeased for PS2. FF11 was the series' first MMORPG, and was released for PS2 and Windows.

Not all Final Fantasies were successes. Once, Square USA tried making it's own Final Fantasy, called FF: Mystic Quest, and it failed horribly. Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, the movie, flopped in theaters.

There are some old game boy cames, the Final Fantasy Legend series, but they are really part of the Mana series with changed names to attract American customers.

Several staples hold the series together, though the storyline of each one is totally separate from the others. Chocobos, black mages, moogles, cactuars, -ra and -ga level magic, and many other small but recognizable things are present in almost all of the games. The storyline in each later game in the series (mostly 6 and up) is deep and moving, usually involving struggles of love, friendship, good vs. evil, and self-discovery.

Now, Square Enix (as they are called after their merge with Enix, creator of Dragon Warrior) is working on their Compilation of Final Fantasy 7, which so far includes 1 prequel and 2 sequels (one of which is a movie, being released only on DVD and UMD this time around). FF12 is also in production, as well as Kingdom Hearts 2. FF13 will be released for the PS3.
Ryan: Final Fantasy 2 is the best in the series.
Jake: You mean 2 or 4?
Ryan: The one with Cecil and Kain.
Jake: 4. Gotcha.
by Frigid June 25, 2005
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Final Fanboy 7

A title apparantly given to fans of the "Final Fantasy" series who favor the 7th installment above the rest. Has risen about after the frustration caused by the 'overhype' of Final Fantasy 7, a game which partly defined our gamers and gaming (industry) today.

This term was one individual's label for the enormous mass of fans who sometimes ignorantly and obnoxiously plague the internet with thier annoyance while arising arguments from frustarted gamers with opposing views. The difference between a Final Fantasy 7 fan and a Final Fanboy 7 is, in most cases, one-sided ignorance.
Because it was my introduction to the series, and probably because it was the darkest of all the "Final Fantasies" I am a loyal fan to the game(FF7). However, because I am not pron to spam forums with ignorant and one-sided messages such as: Cloud/Sephiroth/Tifa is the Coolest/Hottest FF character EVER!!! I am not a Final Fanboy 7.
by Eric Webb June 25, 2006
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ficavore

One who eats feces. Derived by combining the word feces and carnivore. Also a person who's breath stinks like they have been eating shit.
Tim: Oh my God I can't stand taking face to face with Jon, his breath stinks like shit!

Quinton: Yea I know I was talking to him the other day and I wanted to throw up! Its like he eats feces for dinner.

Tim: Yea he must be a ficavore because that is the only thing that could explain his breath!!!
by Terrible MikeyJoe March 11, 2008
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