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kiddy fiddler 

Kieran McLennan is a kiddy fiddler

Squirrel Fiddler

Often displayed in the woodland areas, this Unnatural act, is where a human being manipulates the squirrel creature for their pleasures. Similar to Chimp Lover.
Mum:"Close your eyes hunny. Darling get the kids in the car quick, theres a squirrel fiddler over there."
Squirrel Fiddler by Jacksc2 July 3, 2006

Bolongna Fiddler

When a guy puts his dick in a girl's pussy and his balls in her ass hole, then she queefs and farts at the same time.
Give me that bolongna fiddler, Govna!!!
Bolongna Fiddler by Jeremy B. February 4, 2008

when the fiddler snaps his bow 

When it all goes wrong
Tim: "You don't wanna be around when the fiddler snaps his bow, it's a right crease in the tux!"

Derek: "Man that shit is ugly!"

kiddie fiddler 

He still's got his fly open.
Just had some work on on the little ones done in the break.
No surprise, he's a kiddie fiddler.
kiddie fiddler by Emu Lgator February 5, 2004

Phone Fiddler (PF) 

Phone Fiddler (PF) is someone who takes your cell phone without permission and changes the background on it, or resets settings, or adds random phone numbers, then returns it without telling you they have just messed with a part of your personal life.
Weena has a tendency of swiping someone's cell phone and with the camera taking random pictures, making one of them the background, then she adds random telephone numbers, then return the cell phone to where she got it, without telling the owner she is the culprit. It's almost like having someone go through your underwear drawer!! What a PF'er. Otherwise known as Phone Fiddler (PF).
Phone Fiddler (PF) by ZooglingCJ December 24, 2010