Click Fodder

Deliberately controversial or spurious content on a website with the deliberate intention of attracting as many hits as possible.

This story has no basis in fact! It is just click fodder to get me onto this website!

by Y9e0ah June 2, 2013

Nightmare Fodder

A Sight or Sound that could be linked to inducing nightmares in certain people. for example, a person could describe a giant spider in a movie scene as nightmare fodder, as many people suffer from Arachnophobia - which is a fear of spiders.

"Hey Pal, did you watch that Episode of Generic wildlife documentaries last night?"

"Yeah, did you see that Spider? Pure Nightmare fodder".

by Tiberium June 3, 2014

Chinese fiddler

When you get completely naked and sit indian style on your girlfriends chest while she pretends to play your flaccid gummy dick as a fiddle while chugging soy sauce.

Last night wayne pulled the ole Chinese fiddler on his best friends girlfriend.... thanks Wayne...

by Big smexy 83 April 21, 2021

Pony fiddler

Someone from Southampton aka an inbred cunt. Known for playing with a horses genitalia and sucking their mums toes.

Person 1: How will the Pony Fiddlers do today against Leicester?
Person 2: Theyll lose 9-0 then wank off some horses after

by Simple fakts June 25, 2021

relegation fodder

Relegation fodder is the term used to describe football clubs who will battle against relegation from their league.

Football fan #1: So, what team do you think is gonna surprise us all this year?
Football fan #2: I gotta go with Norwich
Football fan #1: Norwich? Nah bro, they're relegation fodder.

by Peatrix Botter March 1, 2022

Town Fiddler

One who is known for fiddling all the children in a town. The town fiddler is usually a short muscular guy.

Dad protect me, I think that’s the town fiddler.

by Tommy_Unit March 28, 2022

biddy fiddler

Used to describe someone who has a sexual penchant for the (much) older partner (ie a biddy).

Catherine Zeta-Jones is a bit of a biddy fiddler.

by thepearce December 29, 2008