Femaletardness

The handicap many women suffer from due to their role in Society. As women have been expected to be more 'emotional' creatures and talk alot, they have developed more advanced emotional and social skills.

However, this to the level of sometimes making Everything more complicated than it really is.

- She: So Iv'e been thinking... it would be nice to spend more time together... well not ALL the time because that might cause us to get tired of each other, but you know more... Like then we could prioritize other things too if we would want... I mean of course!... Not that I mean that we should make each other LESS important!... And I'd like to eat breakfast with you more often, not like a GRAND breakfast like EVERY day, but just eat together... maybe... If we're not in a hurry somewhere..!! I'm not saying we should get Too comfortable just because we are spending more time but it could be a good thing... I underdstand there is some mixed feelings in this all, but if I think of it, I'd might like that... what do you think?....

- He: ....? Think about?

- She: Ok FINE, you don't feel like I do.... Fuck you, we're DONE!

- He: What?!

- Friend: Dude... what's wrong with you? She just said that she wanted to move in with you and you said you didn't!!!

- He: WHAT part of ALL That said so?

- Friend: That WHOLE thing said so!!.... it's called femaletardness, she didn't mean to confuse you! Jeez, READ. BETWEEN. THE. LINES, SON!!!

by Twocolorsocks November 9, 2011

Heterosexual-Female

Sexually interested in individual men.

She is a Heterosexual-Female because she is Sexually interested in individual men.

by Dillon of Three-Ways to Harems November 25, 2017

Kieran (female)

The girl Kieran is the most athletic, loyal, kind, caring, creative, and artistic person you will ever meet. She is a great friend to all and loves to play sports. What makes Kieran special is her ability to talk to boys. She is able to talk to them freely without starting to get a crush on them. She has many boy "best friends" yet is somehow able to keep her cool and not start crushing on them. This could be seen as a super power, or it could seem annoying, especially if you are a guy because guys who tend to friend Kieran will soon have a crush on her, and they will obviously want her to like them back. Female Kieran's match mostly with guys who's names start with "N", "E", "C", "H", or "J", and she tends to go for athletic, funny, and understanding guys. Her best friends are often much like her, and are probably the only ones who understand her or have figured her out because Kieran's tend to be very secretive and quiet, yet very social. If you were to become her friend, you will never want to let that friendship go Not only that, but she is probably gonna be the most loyal and generous friend you will ever have. If you know a Kieran and I were you...I would call her up, text her, of somehow get her number an tell her that you appreciate her because tbh...some people just wouldn't survive without having a female Kieran in their life.

Nick," Have you met Kieran (female)?"
Cole," Yeah she's pretty sweet and beautiful. She is probably my best friend."

by SoftballGirl1026 October 29, 2019

Female Lapper

An erotic dance that a female stripper with large ta tas gives to a lady customer at a stripclub at the request of a male customer for his viewing pleasure. Usually this dance is more hands-on than the lapdance given to a male and involves titty grabbing and girl-on-girl action.

Matt: I’m bored…let’s go to the skin bar down the road and I’ll get you a female lapper, preferably with a big-breasted brunette.

Laura: Sure, what else are we doing…as long as she’s hot, I’m in.

by Buttons February 16, 2005

fat female whale

She is the dirt of all women, the bad part of female society, the definition of fat, and why women go puking their meals out and dieting: to not become an atrocious beast with 4 layers of fat and a belly like a fucking solar system.

Emily Newman is a fat female whale. She is so fucking fat, it's sickening to look at.

by Ye Yuhhh December 13, 2013

female manipulator

a girl who eats men up and spits them out just as fast. she loves jennifer's body, the virgin suicides, breaking bad, girl interrupted,black swan. she reads ottessa moshfegh like its the bible. she tries to gatekeep fiona apple and hole. she paints her nails red and listens to lana del rey while she does it. she pretends to love reading because she thinks it makes her mysterious, but in reality she's bored as shit of books.

Jessica: what are you reading?
female manipulator: oh you probably wouldn't know her. it's ottessa moshfegh. she's my favorite author.
Jessica: god, you're such a fucking female manipulator.

by manic pixie femcel April 4, 2022

White female privilege

The phenomenon of benefiting from a system where white women experience certain advantages and protections at the expense of others.

White female privilege means that the murderer of Jane has a higher chance of being placed on death row and executed.

by AJ Lee JR July 18, 2018