turbo-failed

An especially ugly and unsuccessful attempt at doing anything.

(Coined by Pitchforkmedia.com writer William Bowers in a Sept. 28, 2007 column entitled "Puritan Blister #30).

"If whatever melatonin-zombie free-form jamming they were attempting before 'PDA' was supposed to be Liars-caliber, they turbo-failed."

by Tom M. October 16, 2007

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Crunchy Feeley

Modern day "hippie" who is big into organic and vegetarianism, wears a lot of hemp, commonly found stuck in a cubible yet yearns to be outdoors in nature eating granola. Supports local and sustainble farming.

Obsessed with humanity's impact on the environment. Extremely concerned with reducing our carbon footprint and feeding the starving children. Since they dont eat animals, they often times have multiple pets and are involved in protecting animal rights.

A young, well educated professional from Boulder, Colorado who takes a job in a office building who is a vegetarian, animal activist, and "green-fiend" is very crunchy feeley.

by Bombtasatic J-Dawg December 7, 2011

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Faileontologist

Studier of all things relating to failing, faileosis, and failuysms.

If it hadn't been for my friend being a faileontologist, I would never have known of my failurysm.

by Yars the Nazi October 11, 2009

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Failexan

A person who sucks in any sort of competitive gaming. Whether it be MMO-based or Shooter-based. A failexan always folds under pressure and nerd rages whenever it loses.

Joe: Dude, Jimmy is totally flipping nigger balls over losing that game.
John: Yeah, he always does that. He is such a failexan.

by Z makes all wordz cooler November 26, 2009

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