Hummingbird feeder

A vagina that is literally dripping.

I just filled yo momma's hummingbird feeder with the sweet nectar of my jizz.

by Stormy Rottman June 15, 2016

Penis Feeder

Any player in Destiny who spams their super or heavy weapon to kill players in Crucible. Players usually think they are hot shit when doing this and are penis feeding the players they kill.

"Oh no that guy is using Hammer of Sol, you're about to get penis fed."

"He's a Penis Feeder."

by TheDrifter101 December 20, 2019

Pre-Fetus Feed

A hot, creamy load of man juice.

Open up dat mouth. Imma give you da Pre-Fetus Feed baby.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

by Telephony October 10, 2016

two faced

A persona that usually stems from a lack of self-identity, self-esteem, and/or cajones. The person is also usually a brown noser, as they try to please whomever they meet. In an effort to be accepted by the entire world, a "two faced" person will socially accomodate anyone they meet in an attempt to be popular and liked by everyone. More often than not, however, two faced bitches are usually covering up their assholism.

Sherry loved to be liked by everyone. There wasn't a person that she didn't meet that she could not be "friends" with. However, when her "friends" weren't around, she was a two faced bitch. "Damn, I fucking hate Janel; she's really a dirty cunt licking whore. Hey, I'm going shopping for Janel's birthday party on Friday, wanna help me pick something out for her?"

by rpunkboy September 27, 2007

cross-faced

Getting really drunk then smoking marijuana. Generally followed by the spins.

"Man I was so cross-faced last night, I puked all over Steve's driveway!"

by laurengf January 7, 2008

feed the horse

To indulge in fingering a lady. When describing the event to a friend it is impossible to do so without resistng the temptation to make a motion with ones hand as if one were feeding a horse a polo mint.

Did you get anywhere with that ho last night? Feed the horse?
Yeah! I fed the horse. (motions with hand)

by Pozza November 2, 2006