Farty

Acting uncomfortable and panicked, as if one has to fart really really badly and doesn't want to let it out.

1.)
Did you see Cletus try to ask Nancy out on a date? He got all farty and started stuttering until he finally just threw up. It was hilarious!
2.)
Bartholomew became very farty when it was his turn to shoot the basketball. So farty in fact that he slipped, missed the entire backboard, and fell on his ass.

by Flarp Johnson June 16, 2011

Farty porm

Poor, drunk party form.

Did you see Jesus turning everyone's wine into water last night? What a dick. That's bad farty porm.

by jaogiz July 8, 2012

Farty McGurkin

A guy who farts alot and he is so gay that his mama told him"hey man , you gay" And the life of him was gaysome.

Man farty McGurkin is such a fag that farts too much hes almost as querr as "YO MAMA"

by Evan September 17, 2004

farty party

A sexual act in which a male rubs his penis into his partner's armpit for stimulation. So named for the sound an armpit makes when a hand is placed over it and the arm is flexed towards the body.

See also armpit job, armpit sex, Armpit Choo-Choo.

"My wife didn't want to fuck last night, but she compromised and threw a farty party just for me."

by o8jedi August 28, 2019

Fatty, Farty, Poo

When a very fat person whom eats poorly takes a doodle.

Person 1: That right there is a fatty, farty, poo! (Said in disgust with a British accent)
Person 2: Yeah, it was the burgers i ate last night.

by Mal7843 February 26, 2008

fartywack

An illegal wrestling maneuver that includes one combatant farting on the other's face or head.

The older brother executed such an effective fartywack that, through the years, the younger brother could still taste defeat.

by Slipshod April 9, 2014

Farty Poo

When you think that you're about to let out a massive nuke in your poor toliet, but you just let out some weak fart that, about 20 seconds later, turns into the worse explosion your toliet has ever seen of poop. LOL

Hey man, i just had a Farty Poo, and i don't feel the same.

by buttface123jr. April 6, 2017