Fapooing

The process of updating Facebook, while in the bathroom, on the toilet, or while pooing.

This usually happens at work where you can take private time to comment on Facebook happenings.

This does not exclude checking e-mail (personal) or any other web browsing in general.

"Sorry I am late to the meeting, I was Fapooing."
"Anyone seen Bob?" "He is probably Fapooing."

by 7&7 August 18, 2011

Fappernicking

Masturbating to black lives matter.

Hey La'Quan put your penis away!!!

Sorry bro, I was just Fappernicking to all of the social unrest.

by FreshCum November 3, 2016

fapbooking

The act of checking your Facebook in between porn videos.

Hold on, let me wash my hands. I didn't expect you to message me while I was fapbooking.

Jack was lucky when his mom walked in on him in between videos fapbooking.

by General Lee Derping June 3, 2011

fapholster

A holster in which a dirty sock is kept for the purpose of jerking off into.

Person 1: Look at my fapholster!
Person 2: That's disgusting!

by Arawitz September 28, 2013

Fappathy

To suffer from fappathy is to have such a low libido that not even masturbation seems appealing. It's an amalgamation of the word Fapp (To furiously masturbate) and Apathy (A lack of enthusiasm or concern)

Watching antiques roadshow plunges me into deep state of fappathy.

by TheFappmaster January 30, 2014

fappatite

Hunger for fapping (i.e. horniness)

It has been so long since I have been laid, my fappatite is through the roof!

by Hungry Hipposaur March 11, 2014

frequent fapper miles

Frequent self pleasuring.

He's been racking up some frequent fapper miles since they broke up.

The walls are too thin. I hear my roommate racking up frequent fapper miles every night.

by mccaro June 4, 2012