FAF

Fit as Fuck!

That east european chick is FAF!

by David Greenheld July 14, 2008

FAF

Fat ass friends, two best friends who are fat.

you two are faf's.

nothing better than faf's.

by AERIC!!!!!! August 29, 2007

faf

Usually means Fat Ass Fucker, normally used in Internet Relay Chat Networks suchs as VidGameChat.Net.

Sheik is a faf.
Nizzo is a faf.
Huntr is the biggest faf there is.
twEAkz fafs me up.
CaBiaR is a complete faf.
Yo, tm2, you faf.
You faf, what's up?
Instead of fafing around, I'll get an expert to fix it

by Tux` July 07, 2004

FAF

Funny As Fuck. Used in chatrooms, message boards, for IMing,texting, etc, ect.

Girl 1: OMG, den dat hoe slppd on a banana peel nd fel!

Girl 2: HAHAHA!! Dats FAF!

by ~Rebz~ October 21, 2008

faf

can either mean fit as fuck
or fat as fuck

or fat ass fucker, works brilliantly ever way

person1: hey that lauren's faf int she
person2: she isn't fit u retard
person1: i didnt say dat, i sed shes faf, fat as fuck
person2: oh - u cud av sed she was a fat ass fucker aswell
person1: haha lol

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009

FAF

Fat and Friendless. An acronym used to describe people who are both obese and unsociable. Can also be used sarcastically or as an excuse.

General Usage:
"Pfft, I dont have a date to prom, im too FAF"
"Hey look at that FAF'er over there without a date"
"Why would I be friends with him? He's FAF..."

Jenny: Why aren't you going to the party tonight?
Nick: I'm FAF.... duhhhhh!

by FAF King November 25, 2011

FAF

Frigid as Fuck
This is when a girl is way to frigid for a guy to possibly stay with her. Like maybe he fingered her but she did not return the favour.

Jadz: Dude why you not even trying to see that girl no more?
Charlie: Dude she is a FAF !!!!!!!!!
Jadz: ahhh ok fair play.

by Christopher Wrightson April 25, 2008