The Fanny Pack Warrior

AKA Epic Beard Man, a legendary veteran warrior who wears a fanny pack, has a badass beard and if you piss him off, he will falcon punch you into the ground.
The man who stood up to Tyrone

See the epic battle; search "AC Transit Bus Fight. I am a MOTHERFUCKER" on youtube.
Tyrone goes a little too far and pushes EBM over the edge...

In a recent interview, The Fanny Pack Warrior stated:

''Its better to be pissed off than pissed on''

His legacy will go down into the archives of history, and he will never be forgotten - He is a true American hero.

by BobCatFlee February 21, 2010

Ranch Fancy

Sophisticated cowboy cocktail attire or western wear for a formal setting or party

Did you spot Magnolia and Matt's classy duds at the box social? They were looking as ranch fancy as can be.

by goopceo April 24, 2023

Fancy Shmancy

1. A term used to describe something expensive and impressive
2. A term used to mockingly describe something expensive and attempting to be impressive

1. My new watch cost $10,000 and is really shiny. It sure is fancy shmancy
2. Wow your house is so large in this tiny neighborhood filled with impoverished people. It's pretty fancy shmancy

by Ominous Council Ruler August 7, 2013

fanny cap

Inserting a lid like odject or cork, to stop intercourse, a smaller version of a chastising belt,

My girlfriend cant get it else wear I've capped her fanny up good with a fanny cap

by mitch00uk March 26, 2015

fannyclamp

Pelvic floor muscles so strong they can litterally trap a penis for hours.

"You dirty mingeclaw, release your fannyclamp. you're gonna rip my wang clean off"

by vefestival09 January 15, 2010

Fancycam

Fancycam- is the U.S. Army OEF camouflage pattern, also known as Multicam or Gucciflage.

Mia is infatuated with Casey in his new Fancycam.

by AZ MEDEVAC December 11, 2011

FANNY ANXIOUS

1. Anxious in a lady way

-anxious about your erect nipples
-anxious about your feminine itching
-anxious about your work colleagues smelling your period
-anxious about the fisting you got from the hospital when you lost your tampon

2. Anxiousness induced lady problems

-You're so anxious you've mensed twice in one month
-You're so anxious you're dribbling your knickers
-you're so anxious you forget you've got your period and you're work colleagues comment on the stains
-You're so anxious you've got to move on to super plus

Driving the car makes Ekaterina so fanny anxious her car seat has a near permanent wet patch.

Potential girlfriends make Amina so fanny anxious her left nipple becomes erect when she sees them coming

by IAMNOTKAREN October 21, 2011