protein facial

The act in which a face is thoroughly coated in guy-goo.

Peter North typically gives his objects protein facials to indicate that they are no longer of use to him.

by Skeeter Salad August 29, 2006

facially challenged

the politically correct way to describe someone with a face like a warthog

I met a girl from the lonely hearts column last week, no wonder she was in there she was so facially challenged!

by BigBadBurny March 5, 2009

Glacial Facial

After a man and women engage in sex, the man then takes his penis and rubs semen over the womens face.

After having sex, I gave her a nice glacial facial, got up, and took a shower.

by muffinman69 February 7, 2007

Russian Facial

Is when a man blows his load into the palm of his hand and then slaps his girl across the face.

My girlfriend is always complaining that I never surprise her anymore, so last night I gave her a Russian Facial.

by SquiddKidd October 6, 2012

facial butter

Where one's face is overcoated in pure, rich, northern spunk.

Sharon: Is that sperm on my nose darling?
David: Yes. Yes it jolly-well is.
Sharon: Get it off then
David: Nah... I like a woman with facial butter.
Sharon: It's not butter darling, it's spunk!!!
Great Uncle Alan: I can't believe it's not butter!
David: What the fuck are you doing here?

by erectism January 11, 2008

Gravity Facial

When someone masterbates upside down to give themselves a money shot.

Ty was soo thirsty for man milk he attempted to pull off a gravity facial.

by Justin Cruz May 26, 2006

facial hair

Noticable hairs that grow on the face of (hopefully) a male and give him a more masculin look. These hairs can be in the form of a beard, gotee, sideburns, mustache, or maybe just a little peach fuzz. Typically during the teen years (as they hit puberty and begin to grow it) they shave it off or keep it to a bare minimum of hair, so the girls their age can enjoy their youthful look and want to mate with them. Depending on the face shape, and color of the facial hair, a man can look good or bad with it. A female never looks good with facial hair.

1. Look! Jon forgot to shave off his facial hair today, you can see all the little tiny black hairs on his face!

2. Jade, I think you should wax above your lip, you've got so much facial hair there you're starting to grow a mustache.

by Bored Adolescent in Basement November 28, 2007