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freeway Facebooking

The art of entering your Facebook status while driving on a major interstate.
When Tim posted that I-95 was a long boring stretch of road, I knew he was freeway Facebooking again.
by NewNettie December 14, 2009
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Facebookemon

The term used for the collection of people, on your Facebook friends list, that you don’t actually talk to or know in real life. Related to popular tv program and game pokeamon, where the aim is to collect as many diffrent Pocket Monsters as possible.
Dave - "Hey, my friends collection is getting up to two hundred"

Steve - "How many do you really know? go admit it, most of them are Facebookemon"

John - "Gotta catch em all, gotta catch em all"
by Tommy L March 12, 2009
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facebooking

The act of getting on facebook and using it.
Im facebooking right now! Don't disturb me!
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Bipolar facebooker

A person who demonstrates severe and regular mood swings on their facebook status updates. A condition usually found in females.

Males will often continue to be their "friends", probably in the off chance they get the opportunity to get into their Bra one day.
"Dude, whos that? Her dad died this morning, but now, she is all good agan after getting her new fake Burbery handbag off of Ebay!? Is she on drugs?"

"No mate, she just has Facebook Bipolar. I'd still shag her though, Hence we're still friends....just incase. You know?"

"Ah, yeah, OK. Gotcha. I know a Bipolar facebooker too. Annoying aren't they?!"

"Tell me about it dude.... tell me about it!
by Unclebobbobbob May 18, 2011
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In-your-facebooker

A couple who communicates lovey-dovey smarminess via Facebook.
"Did you see the 'we're so in love with each other' crap Lee and Chris were posting yesterday?"
"Yeah, they are so in-your-facebookers"
by dunkentz November 19, 2009
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facebrooking

Masturbating while looking at facebook pictures.
I was looking at pics of this girl when my mom came down to the basement and totally caught me facebrooking.
by Wednesday night in Greenpoint February 4, 2010
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facebooking

To be on facebook while doing something else.
Person A. - "What are you doing right now?"
Person B - "Im doing my homework while facebooking."
Person A- "Thats lame..."
by imnotbill September 29, 2010
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