Facebook Prostitution is the practice of posting on Facebook in exchange of or expecting for Likes from other Facebook users and fan pages.
Dude #1 He's on Facebook all day and keep posting his shit just to get a few Likes from his friends...
Dude #2 That's just Facebook prostitution, dude!
Dude #2 That's just Facebook prostitution, dude!
by Narcissistic Notes Fb page October 3, 2013
Get the Facebook prostitution mug.When a individual or group of individuals use "Facebook friends" to find unsuspecting targets for conversation and flirting, but never actually plan on being in a relationship with them. Most look attractive in their profile pic, but only after hours of editing
John: Brian this really cute girl added me yesterday and commented on my pics, she's into me.
Brian: That's wassup man.
4 Weeks Later
John: Do you know that hoe won't answer me in a message or im, and I saw her at this concert and she had ant hills all over her face.
Brian: Really? Sucks man
1 hour later
*John has 20 mutual friends with Kiersten*
Ryan: Hey john you see that hot chick commenting my pics
John: OMG, that Facebook Flirt !
Brian: That's wassup man.
4 Weeks Later
John: Do you know that hoe won't answer me in a message or im, and I saw her at this concert and she had ant hills all over her face.
Brian: Really? Sucks man
1 hour later
*John has 20 mutual friends with Kiersten*
Ryan: Hey john you see that hot chick commenting my pics
John: OMG, that Facebook Flirt !
by J|C July 15, 2010
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Typically someone who stays on facebook all day everyday,even when they have nothing to doon there anymore.
Shaynah:Omj,Megan is a total creepity! Shes been on facebook all day! She commented 10 of my pictures,like wtf.
Miranda:Sounds more like a Facebook Freak to me!
Miranda:Sounds more like a Facebook Freak to me!
by HRC! September 26, 2010
Get the Facebook Freak mug.This term is used to describe one who posts status updates, links, videos and or pictures, as well as other wall posts, and then goes on to "like" the posts. The indidual may have a phsycological disorder, as its obvious they like it. they posted it.
Tyler: "Did you see that Viggo is going to get the new Halo game tonight?"
Skylar: "Yeah, he posted it on facebook, and then he 'Liked' it."
Tyler: "He liked his own status? what a Facebook Masturbator ..."
Skylar: "Yeah, he posted it on facebook, and then he 'Liked' it."
Tyler: "He liked his own status? what a Facebook Masturbator ..."
by squirrelyJOE October 18, 2010
Get the Facebook Masturbator mug.An accidental double-sending of a message on Facebook chat due to a chat error. Happens way too often.
Jon: "Hi!"
Anna: "Hey there!"
"Hey there!"
Anna: "Ugh. Sorry. Facebook echo."
Jon: "Facebook lives in a cave."
Anna: "Hey there!"
"Hey there!"
Anna: "Ugh. Sorry. Facebook echo."
Jon: "Facebook lives in a cave."
by Tomi V. October 21, 2010
Get the Facebook echo mug."Jim has got a bad case of facebook diarrhea. He will not posting posts"
"I know. Does he actually think people care about him?"
"I know. Does he actually think people care about him?"
by Mr_Nice_Guy October 21, 2012
Get the Facebook Diarrhea mug.When an individual does not receive any comments or notifications on their facebook for a period of time after their birthday because everyone figures they've had enough wallposts and attention for awhile and because nobody has anything else to say that is considered relevant.
Friend posts on wall: Hey man how you've been?
Friend responds: Good man, but I know you're just commenting on my wall to get out of that post bday facebook drought you're in because you had a successful birthday wallpost count and no one wants to spoil you with more notifications!
Friend responds: Good man, but I know you're just commenting on my wall to get out of that post bday facebook drought you're in because you had a successful birthday wallpost count and no one wants to spoil you with more notifications!
by ooooooooaaaaaahhh January 13, 2011
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