Fabio Sparklemane

Fabio Sparklemane is a cute, lovable, unicorn with a love for his cereal "Unicorn Flakes."
However, once you find out the truth, he's very addicted to cereal, he cannot stop, he needs help, the Unicorn Flakes are taking over his body 1 bite at the time...

"Fabio Sparklemane is in dire need of help"

by capnj17 September 30, 2021

Fabio

Fabio is an amazing person who will always be there for you. He can sometimes mess things up but will make sure to fix them. He is a caring person who you can rely on, a person who will always make you laugh when you’re not feeling your best.

Girl “omg, Fabio made me mad today”
Girl 2 “ I’m sure he will apologize till you forgive him”

by Written by his future gf *AC* November 20, 2023

fabio

that guy that sucks dick. hes so annyoing and shit, when ever you talk to him he acts gay

ewwwww, fabio

by anonymous November 11, 2020

Fabio

A fabio is a born alcoholic. He's also a fuckboy. Unfortunately he doesn't know how to control himself and can quickly fall into addiction. He is gay.

You drink so much! You really became a fabio

by Noeeee12 November 21, 2021

Fabio Lanzoni

Fabio Lanzoni is the sexiest man of the world, the most perfect guy in the universe.

Girl1: Is that Fabio ?!

Girl2: Yes it is the sexiest man of the world !!

Fabio Lanzoni: Yes i am.

by Asuya March 25, 2022

Fabio

A huge herb.

Check the spices in aisle 11, you'll find Fabio there.

by herb farmer April 25, 2020

Fabio

(Noun) someone with brown hair. A Fabio is someone who grew up in the jungle, so he knows how to communicate with animals. Most Fabio’s can read minds too.

(Guy doing homework in a tree)
Person: “that must be a fabio…”

by Jimjimmydemån November 21, 2021