Fabio

A Fabio is a handsome man, faithful and caring. He would do anything for the ones he loves and if you are lucky enough to have one in your life, don’t let him go. He hardly trusts people but if he does trust you, don’t disappoint him. He is an ambitious man, not afraid of commitment. Time spent with a fabio is always great time. He is funny and loving.

-Who are you going to marry ?
-Fabio !

by @theloveofyourlife November 23, 2021

Fabio

A poop flinging Italian monkey who doesn't wash his hands.

Don't touch that monkey Fabio dear, you might get pink eye!

by Ejxidjenhdhd November 29, 2021

Fabio

An Italian man with lots of spice and flavor. A Fabio will talk and eat with his hands- especially if he has access to pizza or frozen Pineapple (a Fabio would never pair pizza and pineapple together-he’s not a monster)A Fabio will have piercing-blue eyes. Looking into the eyes of a Fabio can be very dangerous-a chemical called phenylethylamine will produce in your body, causing you to do/say crazy things. A Fabio will have the voice of an angel and be damn good with his fingers. A Fabio will have an infectious personality that will always leave you with wanting more. A Fabio will be ambitious/goal-oriented (he will probably use lists to organize and plan out his life). A Fabio will not settle, when it comes to finding a match. He will think that he needs multiple lovers, but really he is currently with the one he plans to spend his life with (that’s right ladies- a Fabio has already found his soul mate). A Fabio will make you laugh, cry, and scream - all at the same time. A Fabio will own cats (more than two) because he is the ultimate CAT-DADDY. A Fabio’s dream will to be to rescue animals or become a famous musician. Meeting a Fabio will change your life-for the better. He will make you feel whole, push you to be stronger, more secure, and independent. Don’t party with a Fabio unless you plan on drinking a lots of Mescal, talking beautiful nonsense for three days, and forgetting to sleep and eat. Find your Fabio!

Physical, emotional, and mental perfection in a human being is exceedingly rare; that must be a Fabio.

You’re eating pizza? You must be with a Fabio.

“Yes, Fabio - don’t stop, Fabio”.

I love you, Fabio.

by Loverofcats November 23, 2021

Fabio

A huge herb.

Check the spices in aisle 11, you'll find Fabio there.

by herb farmer April 25, 2020

Fabio

Fabio is the best guy in the world and has a 20 inch ****... Don't need to say more

Yoo dude! look at Fabio's *****... wooooow so big

by HellNBack96 November 21, 2021

Fabio

The guy from Italy who likes to style his ball hair.
He showers in hand sanitizer which is rare, because he doesn’t shower.
Secretly a furry, but sensitive so don’t bully him QwQ!! 😿😿😿

Oh wow, is that fabio?

I thought those guys were extinct!

by Kylzoii April 17, 2020

Fabio

The celebration you do while scoring a touchdown. You raise your hands above your head, flick the ball away, and proceed to do jazz hands while screaming "Fabio!"

Did you see the Eagles game? Carson Wentz Fabioed when he snuck into the end zone. It was awesome!

by kd2950 June 23, 2019